Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce to you the new Draco Total
Surveillance Security System. Using the latest in artificial intelligence
video analysis, and the best cameras this side of the central black hole of
this galaxy, we have been able to create a tool that will help businesses
keep track of everything that happens in their buildings. This is not just
for nefarious agents, you see? It’s for everything. Let’s say you’re trying
to figure out if your employees are slacking on the job. Now, you could send
the managers to their workstations to check on them. But everyone knows how
to quickly switch windows. You won’t catch anyone on social media, because
they’ll smell you comin’ from a mile away. In recent years, it’s become
trendy to use webcams, keystroke loggers, and remote mirroring to see
exactly what they’re up to. But we have found that such intrusive prying
actually lowers productivity, because workers get freaked out about the
technology, and they start to protest, even if only in small ways. We’ve
actually witnessed companies lose great talent, because they quit to look
for an employer that doesn’t incidentally capture their personal email
passwords. Besides, that’s not really what you’re worried about, are you?
You don’t care that someone who works for you occasionally switches over to
see what’s in the blogosphere, or watch a quick funny video that a coworker
just sent them. You wanna make sure they’re not wandering the halls, or
talkin’ trash about their supervisor by the watercooler. Can regular cameras
take care of all of this for you? Well, sure, they’ve been doing it for
years. But can they do it better than Draco? Absolutely not. We’re more than
just cameras. We’re an experience. We can put you right in the middle of the
action, and no one will even know that you’re there.
With the new DTSS system, you can immerse yourself in the footage with a
360° field of view. By combining the realtime feed from every camera in
operation, plus detailed schematics of the building, our system will
generate a perfect three-dimensional model. You will be able to step through
a virtual recreation of any area that you have placed under surveillance.
Install enough cameras—cover all potential blindspots—and you’ll feel like a
ghost, walking through the hallways and rooms unseen...and unheard. The AI
will even automatically update periodically with new information, such as a
worker turning their desk to face a window, or a new potted plant in the
corner by the bathrooms. After the camera network is set up, and connected
to the central server, simply place goggles such as these on your face, and
enter a secret dimension. From here, you can use the controllers to move
your avatar around (or an omnidirectional haptic treadmill, if you sprang
for it). You can view from a first person perspective, like this, or second
person, where it’s more like you’re a butterfly on the ceiling, watching the
goingson below. Third person, which I like to call God Mode lets you do so
much more. You’ll fly all over the building quicker, passing through walls
and floors with ease. You can delete impediments, like those walls and
floors, to get a clearer picture of everything happening all at once. Watch
what happens when I zoom all the way out. See? It’s like a cross-section of
the whole building. This is in realtime, people. This is what’s happening at
our HQ during this presentation. We’re still working out the price, but we
expect to be ready for public use by the fourth quarter of next year. Thank
you, and I know you’re all really excited, so I’ll open the floor for any
questions, comments, or concerns.
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