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Oh my God, the coppers must think I’m preeeetty stupid if they legitimately
believed that I was in Chicago. I literally told you in my last post that I
wasn’t going to mention any specifics about my location, and immediately
after, I claimed that I was going to be on the Chicago River? You didn’t think
that I would catch that “mistake”. It was a total misdirect, meant to
accomplish two objectives. First, I wanted to see if anyone who might have
been looking for me was trying to use my blog as a resource. Second, I wanted
to gauge the response. For my part, I think it was blown way out of
proportion. They had the whole city lookin’ for me; for one little guy who
hasn’t hurt anybody. You people need to get your priorities checked. A part of
me wanted to continue to waste their time and money looking in the right
place, but I’m not vengeful and petty like them. So this is the truth, I’m not
anywhere near Chicago. I chose it, because I’m moderately familiar with it
from my experiences in my home universe, and because I had already made a
minor connection to someone there. He was one of the people who answered my ad
that was looking for other aliens. I haven’t talked to that guy in a long
time, though. Make a list of every place you think I would hide out, and then
cross it all out. I would never hide where someone might think to look for me.
That’s Lam 101. I never said anything about Philadelphia. Why don’t you check
there? Or I know, how about the entirety of China? My advice, cut your losses,
and move on to more important cases. As I said, I never hurt anybody, and I
won’t. I have no reason to. I’m not dangerous, I’m not angry. I’m just trying
to get home. Anyone who doesn’t understand that probably has easier access to
their own home, so I’m asking for a little sympathy here. Stop looking for me!
I’m not worth it! You’re only hurting yourself. I ran, and I understand that I
caused a problem when I did that, but I’m telling you now that you will never
find me, so if you continue the investigation, it will be all on you. I will
accept no responsibility for whatever resources are expended on it, or
whatever it ends up costing the taxpayers of this country. Just leave me
alone, and everything will be okay. Yours truly, the ghost.
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