| Generated by Google Gemini Pro text-to-video AI software, powered by Veo 3 |
Why do they call it that? I don’t care. It’s an ocean. You ever see an ocean
before? It’s just like that. I mean, the way my buddy hyped this up, I
expected to find giant sea creatures lurking the dark waters, like a krakken,
or what’s that thing from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea? I never read it, I
just heard about it. But mermaids. And sirens! You could do so much with this,
but it’s pretty much just a giant-ass ocean. I could get that on Earth. It’s
got islands too. Are you incentivized yet? No, because again, it’s just an
ocean under an invisible dome? At least Polar Tropica has sun and sexy ladies
in bikinis. That’s all I got to say about this. It was a nice idea, but they
totally botched the execution. They told me that I would never be bored on
this planet, but I was bored. I just sat in the boat, and the waves were
crashing, and it wasn’t a fun experience. No one else around me seemed to be
enjoying it. Sure, they were smiling and laughing, but I know what they were
really thinking. Get yourself some monsters to escape from, and we’ll talk.
Until then, I’m going back to one of the Lovecraftian domes. They got what I
need.
No comments :
Post a Comment