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Dear Condor,
Well, Nature Wars started out in 2006. It was a fairly cheap show to
produce with no writers, inherently minimal sets, and an adaptable format
that saw the hosting duties change hands five times (though, one host only
lasted three seasons before basically being forced to turn it back over to
Leyton Parkins after his legal issues were positively resolved). They were
usually able to shoot two entire seasons per year, resulting in 147 seasons
over the course of 75 years (a few random production issues led to only one
season in each of a few years). Let’s continue on with the math. I’m
currently in the middle of the 83rd season. Every season, without fail, has
had 16 hour-long (minus some ads) episodes total, but the finale is always
twice as long. So that’s about...15.5 hours per season. Multiply that by 83,
and you’re looking at 1,286 hours of television that you would have to watch
just to catch up to where I am. Then we have about a thousand more hours
left. That would take a lot of dedication on your part, and we don’t even
know if you would like it. You might be annoyed to see those people taken to
those beautiful remote locations where the air is pure, and clean enough
even where they normally live. You may be annoyed at me just for talking
about it right now. That all being said, I’m willing to wait if you think
you have the time for it, but I don’t want to die without seeing the final
season finale. I’ve been watching this stuff since I was a wee little girl
on the interplanetary ship. Let’s try to think of some more options. I know
you don’t watch a lot of stuff, but when you do, what kind of things do you
like? Are they still making more movies and shows? Are there domes over
studio lots that are dedicated to keeping the visual arts alive? Surely we
can find something that we’ll both enjoy. We can do it with literature too.
Perhaps you could recommend books to me, and we could also share in that.
Once we get to know each other’s tastes, we could select a book to read at
the same time, and then exchange thoughts, like a penpal book club. I tend
to gravitate towards stories that involve regular people in extraordinary
circumstances. They don’t have the experience or training, but they have to
make it through to solve the problem, and the usually do, even if it kills
them. Let me know what you think.
Living in that pure air (but for a different reason),
Corinthia
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