Saturday, September 3, 2016

Frenzy: Complex and Weird (Part VIII)

It’s really hard to explain what’s happening when you’re carrying a rabbit dog. If you have a child, then imagine that your child is in danger; and if you don’t have a child, then imagine you do have a child, and that that child is in danger; and if you don’t like children, then imagine that the love of your life is in danger; and if you’re antisocial, then imagine that your most prized possession is in danger; and if you don’t care about anything because you’re a sociopath, then imagine that your own self is in danger—everybody else is. Now imagine that the overprotectiveness you feel for the subject is turned up to eleven. Only then can you possibly understand the psychology behind needing to protect Rabbit Dog, who I have decided to name Crispin. If you play card games then you get why I chose that name. Crispin not only makes you feel like you have to take care of him, but he also makes you feel safe. Even though it’s clear that we’re in danger, and that someone is chasing after us, I know that we can handle it, because we’re together.
I don’t know why, but I also have an instinct to continue on the path towards my finish line. The amusement park offers no further safety than any other location, but I don’t know where else to go, and my plans towards it are really the only thing I can think about other than Crispin. I guess that’s a side effect of his power. He only lets you focus on a single objective, and since I was already going this way, my compulsion defaulted back to it. I run out of the commercial area and run through more neighborhoods. Nall at 67th, Lamar at 63rd, Mission at 59th, Shawnee Mission Parkway. Then I realize a possible benefit of me having to head this way. At 47th and Rainbow Boulevard, there’s a police station attached to the city hall of whatever city I’m in right now. It’s hard to tell in the suburbs. You can drive on the highway for ten or fifteen minutes and pass six or seven towns without even knowing it.
The police, yes, they can help. They won’t know what this thing is, or where it came from, but they’ll know what to do. I walk in through the front doors and approach the reception window. You would think they would want to keep someone there at all times, but no one is waiting to help. “Hello?” I call out. I tilt my lizard brain to listen for a response, but nothing comes. “I was hoping to find some help here. My situation is a little weird.” I need to be careful about the words I say in a place like this. You can’t say ‘bomb’ on an airplane. No one is answering me, and there doesn’t seem to be an intercom, or even a little bell. The waiting area is pretty small, and it doesn’t look like I’m allowed to go anywhere else, but still I try the doors. Nothing. They’re both locked and require some sort of identification sensor. Crispin makes this adorable sharp squeaking sound. A surge of electricity passes between us and flows back and forth. It’s invigorating, and not at all painful. I place my hand over the ID sensor and hear the door unlock. “That might come in handy, my little friend.”
We peek into the hallway like gophers, tentative and cautious. I slowly walk forwards, looking for any sign of life, but find absolutely no one. This place is completely dead, and it’s the most eerie feeling ever. My only saving grace is the comfort Crispin affords me through his fur. As soon as I use Crispin’s electrokinesis to unlock the door to the stairs, I start to hear an alarm, and what sounds like the crashing waves of an ocean. I close the door and the sounds stop instantly. I reopen and hear them again. I close and they disappear. There’s no reason for these walls to be soundproof, so what the hell is going on? What the actual hell is going on in this place at all? I decide to not go upstairs, because whatever is waiting for me up there is more dangerous than anything that might be chasing us.
As soon as I turn around, the scene changes. I mean, it’s like we were standing at the brink of movie sets for two entirely different films. Behind me is still the wall, but ahead of me is a desert. I’m not talking about the dirty deserts of southwest United States. This is is an ultra-sandy African, Middle Eastern dune desert. I can feel the heat on my skin, and sharp pangs as wind forces individual sand particles to hit me in the face. Scared but curious, I step forward. Just before my shoe can touch the sand, the scene resets and sends me to the exterior of the police station I was just in. We just teleported twice, and Crispin doesn’t seem bothered by it. For the first time ever, he makes a point of looking up at me, and he’s just giving me this look like this is a normal thing. For me, I’m amazed and inspired by having seen time being altered for the first time, but for him, it’s Tuesday.
Still, I know that going back into the empty police station is an entirely bad idea. There is no help there, and we have to move on. We don’t get far, though. Just on the other side of the street are highrise apartments. I remember when these were first being built around 2016. They were advertised as luxury apartments, but I guess through a series of economic events and political shifting, they were converted into more affordable housing. The sun kept going up and down, and this is Tagger gang territory now. Crispin informs me though his feelings that we can find temporary shelter there, so I use my new superpower and step in.
We find ourselves in a lobby area. To my left are a set of those boxes where people used to leave pieces of dead trees to communicate with each other, I guess because email servers were down? A beautiful mural has been painted on the back wall depicting what must be the recent weather problems. The Taggers work fast. It’s only then that I realize that the weather has been fine today. I suppose the council’s whole problem with the weather is that they’re unable to predict what it’s going to do, so it was just safest from their perspective to disqualify the young ones. It’s ironic that this might be some of the best weather we’ve ever had for a Frenzy. I forget my thoughts as a group of people step into view from different places, as if they had rehearsed their dramatic entrance.
Their current leader, who goes by the name of Freeley, approaches me. “What are you two doing here?”
I look behind me, wondering if Keilix or even Thompson followed me here, but I’m alone. Is he casually referring to Crispin as if he weren’t a magical beast no one’s ever seen before? “I seek Sanctuary.”
Everyone laughs, but stops the instant Freeley gestures that it’s over. “What are you doing with him?”
“I’m protecting him.”
“Where did you find him?”
“My friend found him. We’re in Frenzy. We ran into each other in Old Overland Park and she handed him off to me so she could continue on with the race.”
Freeley seems mildly surprised by this. “She was able to give him up.” Then he finishes, “but you’re not, are you?”
“I’m sorry?”
“You have an unbreakable bond with him, don’t you? You couldn’t let go of him if you tried.”
“How did you know?”
It’s happened before. He looks to the stairs behind him. “Krakken?”
The dude who was apparently Krakken walks down and comes forward. He regards Crispin with a sense of familiarity, affection, but no drive to protect him.
“Krakken, tell the man what happened.”
Krakken starts into his story, “I found Raggy huddled behind a trashcan two autumns ago while I was painting my Tagger audition downtown.”
“His name is Raggy?” I ask.
“That’s what I named him. I think everyone calls him something different.”
“What is he?”
“I don’t know,” Krakken answers. “I only had this need to carry him to a rabbit warren I somehow knew was in a forest outside the metro. The rabbits seemed neutral about him being there, but he seemed happy. I set him down and left, never to see him again.”
“Are we safe here?” I ask.
“Not really,” Freeley says.
“Well...do you know what’s going on with the police station? It was weird.”
“Weird how?” Freeley presses.
“It’s just...well, no one was there,” I decide to say, not wanting to make myself sound like a crazy person, talking about time travel or whatever.
“There’s something happening on the other side of the metro,” Freeley explains. “It has something to do with your little race. The police must have called in reinforcements from this station.”
“What exactly is happening? Do you guys have a Frenzy feed?”
“Yeah, but it’s weird too. The cameras are going haywire, I guess. Social media is blowing up with complaints from people who actually paid to watch that garbage.”
“We should probably stay away from that, then.” I say.
“That’s what I would recommend,” Krakken agrees.
“Unfortunately, the only people who might be able to help you are the Beasts, but their territory is on the other side of the commotion.”
“Oh, that’s right! Why did I not think of them? The Beasts! Of course they would help us. Do you think you could safely drive us down there?”
“None of my people is going anywhere near that race. I’m sorry,” Freeley apologizes genuinely, but firmly. “Your best bet is probably with the Tracers. I can call Slipstream for you.”
“Would you? Do you know her?”
“Yeah, we’re cool,” Freeley says. Then he turns away to make an intergang call.
“Hey, what’s going on with the weather?” A particularly young Tagger has his head against the glass, and is looking upwards.
“What are you talking about?” I ask in return. “The weather’s fine.”
“Exactly,” he replies. “It’s been total shit all day.” He starts walking towards us, almost threateningly. “In fact...it only got better once you arrived.”
I ever so slightly step backwards. “Uh...isn’t that a good thing.”
“It’s a weird thing,” the guy counters.
“Hold on,” Freeley says into the phone. “Hey, what’s up?”
“This animal has something to do with the weather,” a woman says.
“Krakken, is that possible?” Freeley asks.
“I ain’t never heard of it. Didn’t happen to me.”
Freeley goes back to his phone. “Slip, I’m gonna call ya back.”
The one who first noticed the weather is drawing nearer, and I’m walking backwards in concert with him. “Look, I don’t what no trouble.”
“We have to study that thing.” Others are starting to look more interested in investigating.
“Oh, we shouldn’t do that,” Krakken disagrees. Crispin’s effect on him will probably never completely wear off, but it isn’t nearly as strong as I wish it were.
Yet another Tagger comes out of nowhere and steals Crispin from my grasp. He’s wearing these long black gloves of unknown material. The rest of his clothes look custom made as well, as if they served some kind of purpose. He’s also wearing a funny-looking hat. “Back off,” he orders the crowd.
“Noobo, what the hell are you doing?”
“Stop calling me that!” glove-guy yells. “I don’t wanna be initiated in your stupid gang.”
“Who are you?” Freeley asks with a greater amount of authority than before.
“I just want the animal,” Noobo, or whatever his real name was, answers.
“You infiltrated my gang?” Freeley asks. “You heard about Krakken’s adventure, and signed up. Who do you work for?”
“That’s none of your business.” And then Noobo darts out the door. I see him retrieving a comms device from his pocket.
“Will you help?” I ask the rest of the gang, but mostly Freeley.
“I’m not putting my people in danger.”
“Boss?” Krakken asks.
Freeley nods. “As you wish.”
“Try to keep up,” I say to Krakken. I put on my game face and spin into my bull stance. Then I start running once more.

Friday, September 2, 2016

Microstory 400: 42 Stories (Introduction)

I’m not sure that you can appreciate the amount of effort that went into the last 100 microstories. For those of you just joining us, each installment contained a count of one more word than the installment before. Microstory 309, for example, had exactly 309 words, while Microstory 353 had 353. What made this endeavor even more difficult was that I tasked myself with expanding Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs from around one, or maybe two, dozen individual parts to a full 97 (some were written across two installments). Furthermore, I didn’t really know what the hell I was talking about most of the time. I’ve always wanted to be famous, and a part of me is scared about fans uncovering that series and criticizing me for it, but another part is just excited about the possibility of being studied by others to such an intense degree. It’s important that you understand what I went through for four months because of what’s going to happen from here until the end of the year. I’m starting a new series in two parts. I’ve not yet worked out the details of how I’m going to handle it, but one thing I do know is that there are 42 Stories to be told. And once those are all done, 42 More Stories will need to be told so that you can learn how things turned out with each of the first ones. I first came up with this concept many years ago, and had intended on it being an experimental film. I still think it would be an interesting thing to watch, and hope one day for an adaptation. Like this past series, I’m going to be delving into concepts that I do not understand to a comfortable level. Give me dimensional physics, terraforming machines, and time travel; and I’ll give you a thoughtful and intricate story. Give me a company that operates out of a single obnoxious tower with a giant atrium that runs up the whole thing and you may very well find yourself disappointed with what I return. I’ve worked for many companies, so I have some idea how they work, but I need more data. In my “free time” I’m studying systems thinking, so hopefully that will help. I’m glad to be done with the restrictive word count requirements, but just to be safe, this one has 400 words. Cool?

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Microstory 399: World Peace

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Transcendence

There are two reasons why you should want world peace. Number one is that it would make life safer and generally better. I guess there’s really just one reason, but is that not enough for you? The planet is composed of many parts. These parts are consistently moving and interacting with each other, perpetually towards a particular goal. All we need to do is keep repairing, rearranging, and reworking this system so that it accomplishes a goal that we actually want. The first step to getting this done is determining some sort of optimum condition, and driving humanity to align with the desire for that condition. This is no easy feat. Not everyone wants the same thing, which is why we must also strip the fat, so to speak. We must remove these roadblocks so that everyone can see a clear path to happiness. This does not mean to kill everyone who disagrees with us, nor does it mean to simply wait them out until generational turnover. No, the only moral option is to constantly work towards convincing these dissenting voices of what is best for everyone, and assuring them that the word everyone includes them. Many shorter-term goals can be accomplished in the meantime that can potentially facilitate ushering us into the Happiness Era. Forms of basic income that all citizens receive is a decent first step in diminishing economic inequality and unemployment figures. We’ll probably need to do something like this before we can eliminate monetary value altogether, and I believe entirely that a moneyless society would be superior. Stem cell research, nanotechnology, diagnosis and treatment directed by artificially intelligent automation, and other medical advances will also lower inequality. Artificial intelligence could solve our global distribution problem so that everyone in the world has access to the food and medical resources needed to thrive. In fact, artificial intelligence, that which is capable of surpassing human neurological limitations, is likely to be the most important factor in creating a world without inequality or war. Yes, it could do more harm than good, which is why we need to focus on long-term payoff, rather than short-term, easily observable, satisfaction. Take it slow. You could write a book on world peace, and I’m sure people have. I have run out of room. Thanks for reading this series. I hope it leads to further exploration, rather than indifference or blind agreement.

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Microstory 398: Transcendence

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Transhumanism II

I’m not against religious people. What I am against are religions. I’m unable to provide you, with certainty, the proper attribution to what may be my favorite quote of all time. There was once a science fiction television program called Alcatraz. It was, not surprisingly, about a fictional set of inmates at Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary. One of these prisoners says “spirituality is for those seeking understanding. Religion is for those seeking reward.” That line really resonates with me, and I wish I could find out who actually first wrote it. I think that religions hold us back, not because they deny science—many of them actually do no such thing—but because they advocate for a level of acceptance that I cannot... well, accept. They claim to have all, or sufficiently enough, answers for life’s greatest mysteries. Any question they’re not capable of answering is dismissed with a convenient contingency claim that we lowly humans are simply unworthy, or not yet ready, to understand. I cannot abide by anyone who presumes to know the answer to something without rigorous exploration. It’s the complacency with religious institutions, and people’s trust in their truth despite evidence, that really gets me. I believe in God, and I always will, and I do so through faith. What you have is not faith. What you have is a blind acceptance of a fundamentally flawed set of proofs. You telling me that the bible, or the Qur’an, proves that something is true is meaningless to me, because you have failed to prove the validity of the book itself. I don’t believe in my God because someone told me to. I just do. I have neither reason nor explanation, nor do I feel the need to provide such things. That, kids, is true faith. Transcendence, for the purposes of this text, is an alternative to transhumanism. Many religions and spiritual paths purport to know, or seek to know, the nature of some kind of afterlife. I’m scared to death that they’re wrong, and that it does not exist, because my faith in a God entity does not preclude that possibility. For me, I would rather live forever than worry about whether it exists, or what it looks like. If, however, you choose to trust in death, and what comes next, I hope it works out for you, I really do. Whatever your path, take it in peace.

World Peace

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Microstory 397: Transhumanism II

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Transhumanism I

I know you love food, and don't want to be transhuman, but you’d get used to not having to crap once or twice a day. Everything you love about being a human is actually what’s limiting you. You have to sleep a third of the day away, which means you can’t be productive during that time. You have to eat tons of calories just to have the energy to keep breathing. You have to breathe, for that matter, which is already restrictive. You can’t spend significant amount of time underwater without wearing all this bulky equipment. You can’t take a walk in space without an even more involved process. There is so much you could do if you could enhance your experience as a human. Ocular implants would allow you to look up in the sky and watch exoplanets revolve around their respective host stars. You could watch molecules floating around. You could record memories for others to see. In the future, you might be able to integrate your senses with virtual worlds, mashing them up with the real world in what we call mixed reality. You could communicate across great distances instantly, and as if you were in the same room together. The world would be less dangerous for you since your body is tougher, heartier, and capable of repairing itself fast enough to keep up with any damage. Supplemented by artificial parts, your organs would last you indefinitely by being capable of self-rejuvenation. Nanites would flow through your bloodstream, monitoring medical issues and acting upon them, probably without you even knowing. Even further in the future, some of us will no longer be organic at all. Our consciousness will exist in an entirely new neural lattice. We’ll be able to travel lightyears away at relativistic speeds, knowing that we won’t starve to death, or get too old to enjoy what awaits us on the other side. When you no longer worry so much about death, you’ll start to be able to focus on long-term goals. Rather than just trying to get through the next few decades, our culture will try spread out to the stars, going boldly where no one has gone before. Transhumanism does not mean that you’re no longer human. That’s why we sometimes call it Humanity+. They say that the future is now, but it’s not; we have more work to do.

Transcendence

Monday, August 29, 2016

Microstory 396: Transhumanism I

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Self-actualization

I have a good reason for putting these last few after self-actualization, rather than before, where you might have expected them. The next two are so far beyond what we understand about the world that we can’t truly know how they’ll work in the end. The one after that isn’t really something I personally believe in, but it’s a theoretical step. The last one is something no human has ever witnessed, or really even accurately imagined, in the history of time. I keep bringing up transhumanism because it’s a very important subject to me. I want to discuss it in more depth, and I want to be able to use 793 words to do it. Transhumanism is all about living forever. Some say that this is not true immortality, and that it’s best described as the longevity escape velocity, but no. I have a bachelor’s degree in linguistics, and I’m here to tell you that immortality is a perfectly acceptable word to use in this scenario. Most words have more than one meaning, so stop being so narrow-minded and ignorant just because you’re trying to be trendy. Whew, that wasn’t directed at you, more at my futurist community. The fact of the matter is that there is no real reason for death, or most of the other restrictions we have so far experienced in this world. We don’t know what the mind is, or how to create or move it, but we will. One day, long after artificial intelligence has been created, you will be able to transfer your consciousness to a new substrate. Now, people don’t like this, and they think it goes against God’s will. That’s all well and good, but remember that I don’t worship your God, or any God, so don’t stop me from living as I choose. From my perspective, anyone who chooses a life that ends in death might as well be choosing to kill themselves. Remaining a standard human when more efficient, healthy, and lasting options are available is tantamount to suicide. I mean, you don’t reject antibiotics when you’re sick do you? That would be insane. I wouldn’t respect anyone who does that. I’ve also heard people worry that immortality would render life meaningless, but it won’t. Death does not give life meaning, what you do in life is what gives it meaning. Stay tuned for more tomorrow.

Transhumanism II

Sunday, August 28, 2016

The Advancement of Mateo Matic: June 5, 2090

Knowing that he was being put through Vin Diesel movies made things easier. Well, it made it so that he always knew how to handle each challenge, but the challenges themselves were extremely difficult and dangerous. He drove a lot of vintage cars. It was the year 2090, and actually very clearly on a different planet, so there was no telling what to call these kinds of cars, or what they were doing there. He would transition to a different location every time one of the challenges was complete. Sometimes he was teleported, but sometimes the next one was put right beside the one before, like walking between two separate movie sets. He didn’t do every single movie, and not in any particular order, but he did get through a heavy chunk of them. Not all of Diesel’s movies were super actiony, but that didn’t seem to matter to The Cleanser. One time he just had to babysit a dysfunctional family of androids who thought they were people for a few hours. The duck was real, though.
At the end of all challenges were the pearly gates. He found that to be quite insulting, but he knew that he couldn’t say anything. There was an eerie chill as he passed through the gates. Nothing stopped him from going through, but he did find it to be frustratingly euphoric. After the gates came a set of marble stairs, on the top of which was a temporal rift waiting to take him somewhere else. He stopped being able to move for a few seconds while in the swirling mix of time and space before it moved him to what looked like a hotel lobby.
“Hello,” a bellhop said from the other side of her counter.
“Hi.”
“Are you checking in?” she asked.
“I’m not sure. I’m looking for something here.”
She adjusted her computer keyboard ever so slightly, indicating that she was ready to type. “Could you describe the thing? Maybe I could help you.”
Meliora strode in from the side and waved the bellhop away. “I’ve got this, Dodeka. Why don’t you take your break?”
Dodeka, the bellhop left through the backdoor.
“Meliora Reaver,” Mateo said as if seeing an old friend. “The last time I saw you, you were sending me back in time to save your mother, Leona from being killed by your father.”
“I’ve seen you on other occasions.”
Mateo looked around. A few people were sitting in the lounge chairs. Others were using courtesy phones. A few kids were in their swimsuits, happily speed walking towards the pool. “Is this Sanctuary?”
“It is, yes.”
“So I’m about to die.”
“Do you want to die?”
“I do not.”
“Good, because you won’t. Not here, anyway.”
“I thought all time travelers died if they came here...except for you and Dave.”
“This is true. But you and Leona are special.”
“Have you met this version of her?”
“The one who has no idea of our connection because she’s from a new timeline? Yes, I meet all my guests.”
“You’re not going to tell her who you are?”
“Would you?”
“Definitely not.”
She nodded. “You’re welcome to stay here, Mister Matic. This is a safe place. The powers that be cannot get to you here. Neither can any choosing one.”
“What’s the literal, actual reason I have access to this place.”
She narrowed her eyes and drew closer. “Believe me when I tell you this, Mateo, I have clue why you’re different. All we know is that you are. That’s why the Cleanser won’t just kill you, and why the powers that be have allowed more loopholes to your pattern than they do for other salmon. We’ve known you in realities you do not recall, and you always prove yourself to be different, but we’ve never uncovered an explanation for it.”
“Okay,” Mateo said to her. “I believe you.”
“Would you like to see my mother?”
“Something tells me that she does not want to see me.”
Meliora shrugged. “I dunno. It’s been years from her perspective. This is an amazing place, if I do say so myself. It’s hard to stay mad when you live here.”
“But it’s hard to get to.”
“Dave and I can skip all that, but yes, I commissioned those challenges to be put there so that choosers couldn’t jump in close to Sanctuary and then just walk in manually.”
“Commissioned who?”
“Boyce, The Rogue. He did it while he was still in Baudin’s chooser body. You never saw him as Baudin. He was nicer back then.”
“Boyce designed it? The one who loves movies? I guess that explains why it was so much like all my other tribulations.”
Meliora laughed. “Yeah, he actually designed the whole hotel. The challenges, however, he designed specifically for you.”
“He did?”
“He knew you liked Vin Diesel movies. He said it was the only way to keep everyone out except for you. I assumed you knew, and he posthumously sent you here like he had always planned on doing.”
“No, the Cleanser put me here.”
“What?” Meliora yelled, surprising a few of the guests. “Did you bring him here?”
“No, he just sent me off on my own.”
“Did he give you anything?”
“Yeah,” Mateo said, presenting his clothes. “He provided my whole wardrobe.”
“Oh my God!” She jumped over to the desk and slammed her palm on the little bell. “Dodeka! Knife! Now!”
Dodeka ran through the door like she was ready for it. She threw a knife at Meliora who caught the business end with her hand.
“Holy crap, be careful!” Mateo cried.
Meliora cut into her own hand even more. Then she started drawing some weird symbol on the wall. “Boyce warded the whole building against trespassers, like they do in the show Supernatural—God, that guy loved TV and movies. You coming here with those tethers broke the wards.” She hovered her hand in front of the strange blood symbol while Dodeka set off an alarm that sent guests scurrying to their rooms. “Just a little, but enough that they could slip in. I have to put everybody on lockdown.” She reeled back. “This is gonna hurt a little bit, but we’ll live.”
Just before she was able to slam her palm on the symbol, a huge blade of some kind flew by and sliced right through Meliora’s hand, dropping it to the ground. Some of her blood shot into Mateo’s face. She didn’t scream in pain, but in anger. “Goddammit!”
Mateo looked back and saw the Cleanser, arm down in follow-through position. “Nailed it,” he said, ever so coolly.
The Blender was standing next to him. “I could have made it cleaner.” Cutting hands off of people was normal to them.
“Ha!” the Cleanser laughed. Good one!”
“All right, bro,” the Blender said. “You got your girl. My turn.”
The Cleanser seemed reluctant. He gave Mateo an apologetic look before directing his attention to Meliora. “What room is Leona Delaney in?”
“Fuck you!” Meliora spat back, holding her stump. It was already starting to magically grow back, though.
He pointed violently to Dodeka. “You. Room number.”
“Fuck you!” Dodeka echoed.
“I don’t need either you bitches,” the Cleanser said as a matter of fact. He kept his hand pointed towards Dodeka, letting the space between them ripple. The ripples drew closer to her, threatening to tear her apart like he did to Leona’s stepmother, and like Lucius did to himself and others during the first Gladiator tribulation.
“No!” Mateo commanded, reaching towards the ripples himself. Somehow, completely unexpectedly, the ripples began to dissipate.
Everyone was shocked by this, everyone but Meliora. “Stop now,” she whispered. “Don’t waste it.”
Mateo let go, and so did the Cleanser, no longer focused on killing an innocent Dodeka who was now proceeding to run away.
“You got her blood on your face,” the Cleanser said, menacingly itching his cheek. “I should have been looking out for that.
Mateo looked to Meliora, and then to the Blender, then back to the Cleanser. So that’s what it was. That’s how Future!Leona had shown up with temporal powers. She must have received a blood transfusion from a chooser. Meliora seemed to think it was only temporary, and he didn’t know how much juice he would have left, so he decided to use it wisely. He put on his game face and walked towards the Cleanser.
“No. No, no, no, no, no!” the Cleanser ordered. “Bad salmon. That’s a very bad salmon. Back in your river. Now.”
Mateo took the Cleanser by the shoulder, wrenching them up in their sockets to maintain leverage over him.
He began to whisper to Mateo, but the other two could hear. “You have one chance. If you use the blood the right way—and trust me that not even she will ever give you more, because it’s bad for the choosing one donor—you could free yourself from the chains of time travel. You could be human again. But if you kill me with what little power you have left, you’ll go back to slavery.”
Mateo looked down, pretending to think about it. “I’ll live. But you won’t.”
“Noooo!” the Cleanser screamed again. A bluish light emanated from Mateo’s hands and began to spread up and down the Cleanser’s body. He was helpless to stop it, and then he was just gone.
The Blender looked at him like he was a dumbass. “You do realize that all you did was banish him from Sanctuary, right?”
Mateo looked over to Meliora whose hand was nearly complete. “He was right, I’m not gonna give you more.”
“Then it’ll have to do. Anything to protect Leona.”
She looked at him again like he was unintelligent, but more like a dumb cat who didn’t know what a laser pointer was. “Oh, sweetheart. I’m the one who wants Leona. You signed a contract.”
“To blend her brain, or whatever you call it? You’re still not over that?” Mateo asked. “That was a million years ago.”
Lightyears,” Meliora corrected.
“All contracts are final.”
“That’s not a real rule. You could just let it go. Even if I had signed something, you’re just a person. You’re a free-thinking individual who could choose to move on. Hell, the word is even in the name of your species.”
“That’s not how I operate.”
“We all need to learn to change. Don’t be so closed-minded.”
“Don’t stall. Where is she?”
“No idea. I just got here.”
She looked behind him. “Melly?”
Meliora was flexing her fingers, testing out her new hand.
“Melly, I’m not like Zef. I’m on the job. You have to give her to me.” She made it sound like this was another rule, but the kind that all choosers had collectively agreed to.
“She’s not wrong,” Meliora said to Mateo. “She’s not supposed to be here, but she made it here by a genuine loophole. Now that she is here, I can’t interfere in her work. Otherwise, I open myself up to real trouble.”
“Meliora, no,” Mateo insisted.
“I’ve no choice.”
“What would your father say? He would want you to protect her at all costs.”
“Not at the risk of his daughter’s life,” she disagreed. “Not at the risk of me.” She nodded to the Blender. “Room 1408.”
“No,” Mateo said through a deep exhale.
Meliora snapped her fingers and instantly apported Leona to the lobby.
“This can’t be good,” Leona said.
The Blender reached up to Leona’s head. “This has been a long time coming.”
“I don’t understand what you’re doing. No, don’t. Stop!”
Ignoring her protests, the Blender placed her fingers on Leona’s temples and let her power surge through her. Leona shuddered and shook. Her eyes rolled to the back of her head, and drool leaked out of the corners of her mouth. Once the Blender was done, she quickly pulled her arms away and took a couple steps back. They both struggled to catch their breaths.
Mateo stepped over to Leona and placed his hand on her back. “Are you okay? Do you remember me, love?”
She took one look at him before making her own step back while staring into space. And then she screamed. For at least five minutes.