Thursday, March 11, 2021

Microstory 1579: Any Password Will Do

Prompt
I enter my bank password wrong, but the app still lets me sign in. I log out and try again, this time using a password that is not anywhere close to the right one. It lets me sign in this time too.

Botner
The trick: I don’t use the exact password. Instead I pick a random six-letter combination. It’s not easy to do, but there’s a little-known secret that lets me log in without making a mistake. All I have to do is get my phone to emit a strong “pattern” beep and lock pattern. If I follow this series of steps, I can log in to my bank account from my phone no matter what the password is. I started wondering how this works after I noticed this article from The Atlantic detailing how to trick Google into giving you the wrong password when you’re on an Android device. The author said that when he logged in, his bank account info and the password didn’t match. He was able to get into his account despite the fact that his password was wrong. It’s possible that this is an isolated incident. But some security experts are skeptical. “The notion that it’s really easy for hackers to break into my account if I type in this correct password...is dubious,” says Randy Abrams, security specialist.

Conclusion
I’m no programmer, but I have a decent idea what happened here. There’s a line of code somewhere in my bank’s software. It’s there to help people login to their accounts. When someone inputs their password, this line is supposed to ask whether it’s correct. If not, it will return false. But if the code itself just says true, then the password is always right, no matter what. As long as they put something in the box, it will let them in. This is a problem. This could allow anyone to access anyone else’s account, assuming I’m right, and it’s a global issue, rather than some kind of caching bug that’s only happening to my device. I open my laptop, and put in my mom’s username, since we use the same bank. I randomly strike a bunch of keys, and try to get into her account. It works. It is global, it has to be. But still, I’ll try one more thing. I call my mom, and ask her to try to login to my uncle’s account. She helped him set it up, so she has his information too. She puts in the wrong password, just like I did, but it doesn’t work. Whew! I guess they solved the problem already.  Hopefully I was the first and only person to notice the glitch, and no one had the chance to exploit it. I realize my session’s been terminated because the app has been logged in too long, and I never did get to check my balance, so I have to login yet again. Feeling shaky because of what might have been, I mess up my password once more, like an idiot. But it works. I know I messed it up, my hand slipped. What the hell is going on here? I have to get help, so I call customer service, and tell them what I know. “Yes, sir,” the representative says. “You have access to all accounts, as you should.” What?” This is even weirder than that time I drove down the highway going the wrong direction, and the cop just smiled and greeted me like it was normal. Something is happening to me, and even though it all seems good, it can’t be that easy.

Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Microstory 1578: Nameless

Prompt
I found a package on my porch. It was addressed to me, but had the wrong address. I don’t know how it got here, but I shrugged, and opened it up. Inside was...

Botner
...a huge bag of Reese’s Pieces (I don't even like Reese's Pieces) and...a shirt, and pants, and...a cardboard license plate? Who did this? Hey there! Yes, I know, that license plate looks pretty strange, but I thought it might help you identify yourself if you ever get pulled over. Here are the parts of it. There’s a 4x4 strip that says “Pickles Drive”. There’s a piece that says “Raging Bull” and another that says “Scotty Doesn’t Drive”. There’s a plate holder. It’s hard to make out the rest because the back part’s missing. I’m very disappointed to find out that it’s not just some kind of joke. I’m so excited! Did someone send me a gift? Can I open it now? Can I say thank you? Can I wear it? I think I’m going to cry. From: The [Nameless]. To: [Me]. From: [The Nameless]. Date: 12/16/13. Subject: Greetings and salutations and other nothings. To: [Me]. I really appreciate it! I haven’t tried the Reese’s Pieces yet, but my brother really likes them, and it would be a shame if I didn’t...

Conclusion
...at least eat a little bit of it. Someone went through all this trouble to make this care package for me, and it would be rude for me to completely ignore it. The fake license plate intrigues me. I feel compelled to use it, even though I obviously already have a state-issued plate on my car, and this would be extremely illegal. I remove that one, and affix the fake one in its place, just for fun, I guess. To my surprise, the cardboard transforms into metal, and looks totally authentic. You would never know that this isn’t the real thing. I now feel the urge to get in my car, and drive as fast as I can. I’ve never been much of a daredevil, and I don’t break the law. This is so not me, but I can’t stop myself. I stick to normal speeds while I’m in the neighborhood, and don’t go too terribly fast in the city, but once I’m out, all bets are off. I’m going ninety on a sixty-five, and pissing everyone off as I weave in and out of traffic. I pass a speed trap that we all know is there, because it’s not a very good hiding place. The cop pulls out of their little spot, and switches on the sirens. They match my speed until they’re right behind me, and then they do something strange. They turn off the siren, and pull back over. Since we’re in flat Kansas, I can see them in my rearview mirror for quite awhile, even at these high speeds. They’re just sitting on the shoulder as if this were a video game that’s not programmed well enough for the NPCs to notice the player once they pass a certain point. I turn around, and start heading back towards them. I don’t mean I get onto the other side of the highway. I’m driving the wrong direction on the shoulder. It’s dangerous as hell, but as I was saying, I don’t care anymore. I can’t. This Nameless person isn’t letting me. I keep going until I’m face to face with the cop. He just smiles at me through the windshield, and gives a salute. What the hell is going? Curious and bold, I step out, and approach from the passenger side. “Mornin’ officer,” I say.

“Mornin’, sir,” he replies in between bites of his own giant bag of Reese’s Pieces. “Almost got up to ninety-five today! Still can’t make a hundred, I see! Ah, I’m just playin’. Anything I can help you with?”

Again. What the hell? Where does this license place get its power?

Tuesday, March 9, 2021

Microstory 1577: Watching History

Prompt
My family and I are glued to the screen, watching the horror unfold before our eyes, which we painfully muse will one day demand the majority of pages in history books dedicated to this time period.

Botner
Americans are grasping for answers, finding themselves unable to even form a sense of understanding, let alone a coherent response. The media is seizing upon every small tidbit of information, only to discard it as irrelevant, when in fact the story of this nightmare may not be as complicated as it appears on the surface. The violent tragedy in Aurora, Colorado has become the final straw in a series of extremely divisive and emotionally charged social debates, from gun control to the treatment of those with mental illnesses. Let me be very clear, and as informed as possible. This violence is a hate crime. The perpetrator, [redacted], has a documented history of mental illness and a multitude of anti-social behavior and mental health issues. Additionally, a large number of literature highlighting his mentally ill tendencies. The link between mental health and mass shootings is painfully clear, and is the same in regards to the NPI (National Alliance on Mental Illness).

Conclusion
But let us not use mental health issues cloud and forgive personal accountability. So easy is it to let someone off the hook because there is something wrong with their brain. However, no amount of mental problems will lead someone to immediately, and suddenly, start killing people. Mass murderers are made over time, through years of trying out lesser evils, and not being treated properly. Someone who is like that cannot always seek help, but they must be given this help just the same. It is a systemic problem that can be corrected through social changes, policy updates, and a general sense of duty among all of us. I wasn’t diagnosed with autism until I was twenty-seven years old. My parents could not have understood what was going on with me, but my teachers should have had the training to see the signs, and the tools to seek guidance. I’m fine, I developed coping mechanisms, which have helped me survive, even when I didn’t understand myself. Others are not so lucky. Know this, though: even without the ability to test and evaluate each and every child, we should be more wary of just handing out guns to anyone who asks. At the very least, everyone who tries to buy one should undergo some sort of mental health evaluation. If you are deserving and worthy, then you should have no problem letting such legislation pass. If you think you’ll fail any test that the experts devise, then fail it, you should. That’s sort of the whole point. That’s all I’ll say about it.

Monday, March 8, 2021

Microstory 1576: Time Off

[Note: Inferkit appears to be down today, so I had to switch to a different text generator from DeepAI.org. I knew I should have worked ahead. That’s what I get for relying on others. As you’ll see, this one is so much worse, and makes so much less sense.]

Prompt
I hate taking time off of work, because it doesn’t lighten my load. All it means is that I have to work ahead before I leave, and catch up when I return.

Botner
The best part is that I don’t have to leave work if I find one in the near future. This is going to cost you money. I’ve had the luxury of getting a few hours of training this summer, especially since I found out how to write JavaScript. I’ll be working on a rewrite of my JavaScript, on time, at the same time I run errands and make plans for the season, and if I’m out at all I need to get off schedule, all at once. That means the most important thing now, is to be able to do everything I want and still come out tomorrow. What’s the best part about working here? You’ll be much better at your job. Your time and work. So much more productive stuff. Why don’t you work at your school? It sounds silly, but if you want to know how to do something or say something—as opposed to waiting for a deadline and learning a new vocabulary—at your school, I can talk you through how to get started. And because I know a lot of people, I can get started. Also, if you are reading this, your mind is going to be more focused if you spend longer, more time, and more time doing...

Conclusion
...whatever you can to get your point across in the most concise and understandable way. You can’t just jumble your ideas together, and spit them out, expecting everyone to make sense of the mess. The last paragraph was an example of what can go wrong when you try to convey a thought without truly thinking about it ahead of time. I left work last week, confident that everything was finished. But it turned out my boss unloaded a bunch of other stuff for me to do while I was gone. He claims he came in at 4:59, but I don’t leave a second sooner than 5:01 every day, so I know he’s lying. Even if he had showed up before I left the room, he knew I had to leave for my sleep study. I couldn’t stick around this time. Besides, none of this garbage is time sensitive. We’re scanning records that no one will see, and we’re winding down the project, so I have plenty of time. I imagine he wants me to finish as quickly as possible so he can let me go. I’m not a temp, there’s supposed to be more work waiting for me in a few weeks, but this company doesn’t like to do things that way. They got a lot of bad publicity for converting most of their workforce to temps, so they didn’t have to provide benefits. So their solution was to hire permanent workers, and just let them go before the benefits cost them too much money. I don’t think they’re doing that math right, but every time they fire someone, and onboard someone new, their proverbial accounting calculator resets, so they can’t tell how much their new method is costing them. They’ll be sorry in the long run.

Sunday, March 7, 2021

The Advancement of Mateo Matic: Thursday, July 30, 2145

Lowell disappeared shortly after the reception, and it wasn’t clear whether body jumper, Dalton went with him, or if he moved on to someone else’s body. Aura, and the rest of the people who Arcadia had already removed from the timestream, secretly returned to the island resort in The Parallel. Speaking of Arcadia, she kept her distance for the rest of the event, evidently moved and frightened by Leona’s words. They would never call her a true friend, but they developed some kind of understanding with at least two future versions of her, so perhaps this was the start of that. The transition team walked back towards the Nexus. Nerakali sent them through their own window behind the scenes, and directed them to once again return to Earth.
The next year, they had a new transition, this time in what those in the main sequence would call Croatia. “Look at the z-axis,” Jeremy pointed out once they were nearly there. “We have to get up six hundred and forty-five meters.”
Mateo looked around at the wilderness. “This must be where one of the arcologies is in the main sequence. They’re on an upper floor.”
“Two-sixteenth,” Leona clarified. She pulled out a handheld device, and started working on something without telling anyone exactly what. “I don’t want a repeat of what happened with Xearea.” That was when they couldn’t find the right room number in a hospital in time, and Mateo ended up falling to one of his deaths.
“Whatever you’re getting,” Aeolia began, “do we have time?”
Leona glanced at her cuff. “Yeah, it shouldn’t be too long now.”
She was right. They waited a few minutes, before a cuboid flew down, and landed on the grass before then. A man was waiting for them inside with a polite smile, and a bellhop uniform. “Going up?”
“Yes, please,” Leona said. She placed her device against the console, and beamed over the exact coordinates. The freestyle elevator started flying back up.
“For a civilization that’s not allowed to help us,” Bran started, “they sure do help us a lot.”
“What’s that?” The elevator operator asked.
“Nothing,” Bran answered. “Can he see me?” he questioned the group.
“He’s a bot,” Leona answered. “Their memories are different, so they can hold on longer, but he will forget as well. I’ve already tested it.”
The elevator stopped. “Two one six,” the bot announced.
“Hold this pattern for the next ten minutes,” Leona requested.
The bot nodded, and froze in place, presumably in standby mode.
Six minutes later, the transition window opened up, and deposited two people in lab coats. The man looked around a moment, then headed for the window. “What is this? Did it suddenly start working?”
The woman fiddled with her tablet. “What program is this? We never initiated anything. Computer, end simulation. Where’s the arch?”
Mateo stepped forward. “Greetings. You are not in a simulation. This is reality...just a different reality.”
They both narrowed their eyes, and sized him up. The woman pulled at his collar, and let it snap back to his neck. “What is your directive?”
“I am here to help,” Mateo answered. It was probably going to take them a long time to believe that this was all real—that they were real—and it wasn’t just a virtual construct. “My name is Mateo Matic. I hail from your reality, but am currently living in this one. It’s called The Parallel, and it is our responsibility to protect you from something that might have happened in your future. We are not aware what that might be, but if you are here, you belong here, and we will not return you until we’ve fixed whatever was going to go wrong.” Wow, that was a mess of an explanation. Somebody should write up a binder like customer representatives have to help them navigate calls.
The woman went over to Angela, and pressed on her nose, like she wasn’t sure whether it was a button, or stationary. “Boop!” Angela joked as she did it.
“Computer, freeze simulation,” the man commanded.
Mateo, Leona, Jeremy, and Angela tried to be as still as possible. They were all thinking the same thing, and had the same idea of how to approach these people. After about twenty seconds, Mateo broke free. “Just kidding, we are real. This is not a simulation, as I said. You have been transported to another reality.” He looked over at Leona. “How could we convince them?”
Leona lifted up her device, but acted like that wasn’t going to help. “I have no way of knowing for sure what level of detail they expect from the simulation in this time period. I suppose we have to show them something so detailed and comprehensive that it would be impossible for their technology to render with its current processing power. They do not believe that this is VR. They believe that it is a physical sim...like a holodeck.”
“State your names, please,” Mateo asked of them.
“Let’s just humor the program,” the woman told her partner. “It may be our only way to end it. My name is Miapaktem Ibuka. This is my colleague, Padera Vortex.”
“The Ibuka Vortex,” Aeolia said. “We’ve heard of that.”
“As have I,” Leona said. “They pioneer physical sim technology. Twenty years from now.”
“Why are physical sims important if you have virtual reality?” Angela questioned. She had just spent centuries in an afterlife simulation, so she had more experience with this than anyone.
“VR is great,” Miapaktem said to her. “You can do anything inside of a construct, yet it still has its limitations.”
“Muscle memory,” Padera continued. “We’ve found that learning through totally virtual environments is great for academic studies, but skills are difficult to reapply to the real world. Physical simulations allow you to get the feel for how something works.”
“In a controlled and safe, but still tangible, environment.” Miapaktem finished.
The elevator operator broke out of standby mode, and didn’t miss a beat. “Traveling to Corvenala Ecumenopolis.” He directed the cuboid back down to the surface, but at a diagonal, so they could land next to the nearest Nexus.
“That sounds perfect,” Leona said. “Come with us,” she asked Miapaktem and Padera. “We’ll show you a world too complex for your computer to have accidentally simulated.”
Seeing no danger in going with these non-playable characters, the two technology pioneers shrugged, and went with them through the Nexus, to a world on the other side of the galaxy.
“While most of Earth in this reality was left to wilderness,” Leona began to narrate using the information she found on her device, “Corvenala was completely industrialized. Don’t worry, they didn’t destroy life to make it. Planets near the supermassive stellar collapse are often too hostile for life, but planets that form on the outer edges of the Milky Way are generally fairly smooth, and experience low volcanic activity. Nothing really changes, so nothing really grows. It’s called an Ecumenopolis, because it is completely covered in a gargantuan city. We’ll probably never do it in our reality, but the population boom in this one makes it a viable option. Quadrillions of entities likely live here, and still experience no shortage of space.”
They left the Nexus building, and walked out into the super megacity. Leona went on, “There’s no way your early developments are capable of rendering these structures, on this scale. It would even be hard to render in VR. Step up here.”
They all stepped onto a teleportation platform, which transported them to another part of the city. They could have been thousands of miles away now. It was just as elaborate and insanely large as the last location, but definitely not just a copy. Leona immediately jumped them to another section. Same thing, but clearly different. The more parts of the city she showed them, the more the two scientists were convinced that their tech was nowhere near good enough to make a simulation that looked like this. After five jumps, they were done. “Okay,” Miapaktem said. “It would be hard to claim that what you say is a lie, if not a dream. Why are we here?”
The group was silent. “We don’t know,” Mateo answered for them.
“We were assigned to welcome you, but we weren’t told what we can do for you.”
“We never are,” Angela said.
“Usually it’s pretty obvious, though,” Jeremy said. “I mean, sometimes we literally have to save someone’s life, but we often know the people who come through, and we know what they’re supposed to be doing. We don’t really know you.”
“It no doubt has to do with their research,” Leona suggested. “We’re either here to stop them from creating it, or help them create it.”
“Any reason why the timeline would be better off without physical sims?” Mateo asked his wife.
“Not that I can think of,” Leona answered. “We can certainly help them further their advancements. Hell, we could expedite the process by ten years, if not faster. The Parallel natives surely cracked this tech millennia ago.”
“Why are they more advanced than us?” Padera questioned. “I understand the concept of a parallel reality. What was the point of divergence?”
“The moment it changed is irrelevant,” Jeremy explained. “Unregulated time travelers came here, defeated death long ago, and deliberately shielded its people from the growing pains our race had to endure, such as war, and religion. They skipped over some technological milestones, like figuring out how to get a rocket out of Earth’s gravity well, and traveling to other stars without dying on the way. They proverbially invented the aerosol can before the wheel.”
As scientists, Miapaktem and Padera knew they had to be strong and rational. Though they had never heard of real time travel before, they had to accept it as a given, or the conversation would stall. “So...you’ll help us overcome our obstacles?” Padera asked. “Like those time travelers did for these people? You’ll just...give it to us?”
Leona leaned back against the guard rail. It probably wasn’t great that they were just hanging out on the teleporter pad, but...other travelers would just be rerouted somewhere close. “It’s not really ours to give. I mean, we can mediate a deal, but... I dunno, are we even allowed to? Nerakali doesn’t know everything, perhaps this is a huge mistake, and she shouldn’t be asking this of us.”
Now that they were out from under the thumb of the powers that be, things were different. Though Nerakali was a choosing one, she wasn’t forcing them to do anything, but giving them opportunities. They grew quite used to ignoring temporal ethics while they weren’t in control of their own actions, but now it was up to them to decide. Was it right to let the team adapt this advanced technology to their own world? What did the Prime Directive say? Well, it would say that they violated the code already, and they should do everything they could to prevent further damage. The main sequence should be developing at its own pace, with no interference, and even coming here, and learning this world existed, was a problem.
“We need an ethicist,” Angela said.
“I don’t think they have those here,” Leona negated. “They kind of do whatever they want, because no consequence is too massive to walk past. Even if people die from a mistake, they can just come back to life.”
Miapaktem and Padera regarded each other, and had a conversation with their eyebrows. “We don’t want it,” Miapaktem finally said.
“Really?”
“That solves that ethical dilemma,” Bran noted.
“If you have a choice,” Padera agreed, “then we have a choice, and we choose to continue on as we are. It would be too easy to roll down this slippery slope. We’ll take physical sim tech, but then it’ll make us realize we want a way to extrapolate the safeguards to the real world. And then we’ll want to defeat death in whatever way these people have. Then we’ll want planetary teleportation, and then interstellar. We’ll never stop wanting more, and that will be problematic whether there’s some way to get back here to actually ask for all those things, or not.”
“Was this some kind of test?” Miapaktem asked them. “Are you some ascended alien race, trying to figure out if our species is worthy of joining you in a higher plane of existence?”
Leona took a breath. “If that were what was going on here, it would be the dumbest thing to ever happen to the human race. And what would give you the right to be responsible for the fate of literally everyone else?”
“Agreed,” Miapaktem said. “I am relieved.”
The Cassidy cuffs beeped. “It’s a transition window,” Mateo said. “Nerakali has been listening, and now knows that it’s over. You shall return to your lives.”
“Will we be here on Corvenala? Can we even survive on this world in our reality?”
“No, we’ll take you back to Earth,” Leona assured them.

Saturday, March 6, 2021

Big Papa: Day Zero (Part II)

I have the ability to teleport sound waves and brain waves. I can’t read people’s minds, but I can transfer a consciousness from one substrate to another. Is there something that connects these two kinds of waves? Are they just two sides of the same coin? I don’t know, that sounds crazy, so maybe I just have two completely unrelated time powers. I choose not to question it beyond those two possibilities. I’ve been developing my powers for millennia, and long ago, I figured out that I can listen in on a conversation that happened in the past, or even the future. I have to be careful not to step on any butterflies when I do this, and I generally don’t like to invade people’s privacy, but it has proven to be incredibly useful on many occasions. I have to find out what became of my friends after I left them sixteen years ago, and this is safer to the timeline than if I just went back to that moment, and interfered with them directly.
When Lowell was resurrected into a clone body, Tamerlane Pryce removed his power. He was born with the ability to see other people’s sins. He became a murtherous vigilante because of this, so being rid of it was actually a welcome relief. That’s not what I ever wanted for myself, so fortunately, Pryce didn’t remove what I could do. He’s not the worst person in the world, and if I can find a way to work with a serial killer, it’s not crazy to think that Pryce and I could come to some kind of agreement. I don’t want to kick him out of his job, but things have to change about the afterlife simulation, and I know he won’t do it on his own. No one—however noble they think they are—deserves to be solely responsible for over a hundred billion people.
I reach into the past, and even before I find the conversation I’m looking to eavesdrop on, I can tell that my powers are safe. This is the first time I tried them after being resurrected, so even though I could feel that they were still here, I couldn’t know for sure. It’s a great relief. I scour what I call the soundstream, and navigate all the way to Tribulation Island, in The Parallel reality, on July 3, 2218. You might think it’s weird that I can access a parallel reality, but it’s no further removed from my present-day than any other moment in time. The only reason I’ve never done it before is because I wasn’t aware that it existed until recently.
I’ve found them. Trinity, Abigail, and Thor are exactly where I left them. Though Past!Me is gone, they’re still discussing plans for our new afterlife sim. They plan on catching me up when I return. “...ethics. This will disrupt everyone’s perception of the divine.” Trinity, always the pragmatist.
“Everyone knows that their religion could be wrong,” Abigail argues. “At least, everyone reasonable knows this. Anyone who didn’t so much as consider the possibility will just have to figure it out. We will tell them the truth, and they’ll accept it eventually.”
“We’ll tell them our truth,” Thor reminds her. “We’ll tell them what we’ve decided to do with them.”
“Sure, yeah,” Abigail agrees.
Like I said, I’ve been perfecting my abilities for a really long time now. It started out small. I discovered I could act as a walking surround sound speaker system, and carry my voice to huge crowds without the need for technology. My strength grew over time, and I could always get better, hear further...but at a certain point, I reached a kind plateau. I can’t hear beyond the bounds of the observable universe, and I can’t see what I’m hearing. Light waves, or whatever, are not the same thing as sound, or even consciousness. I have never been able to see remotely. Until now. Either Pryce altered me somehow, or I was always destined to evolve. Little by little, my friends come into focus visually. At first, I just get the sense of how they’re moving their mouths, and then I can detect the silhouette of their mouths, which slowly begins to extend to the rest of their bodies. And then I see the world around them, which fills in gradually, until the picture becomes as clear as it would be if I were truly there. This is the second biggest leap in my abilities I’ve ever experienced, and I’m floored. I’m teleporting light, that’s insane.
Thor stops the conversation. “Do you see that?”
“What?” Abigail asks.
“Over there,” he clarifies, pointing the direction that I would be if I were really there.
“I see nothing,” Trinity says.
“I do,” Abigail confirms. She and Thor were also transferred to new bodies, but not because they died. Abigail’s father has always been obsessed with surviving past death, and was tinkering with consciousness transference since long before we came up with the afterlife sim. The two of them are the result of what was probably his last experiment before going full God mode. He must have given them extremely enhanced vision.
I adjust the angle at which I’m spying on them, like an invisible drone flying a few meters away. Except I’m not invisible. Thor and Abigail both turn their heads to keep an eye on me. If they could see me straight up, they would greet me, but they can clearly only tell that something is over there, watching them, but they can’t tell what. Before they freak out, I decide I have to explain what’s going on. “It’s me,” I say to the past.
Trinity tilts her lizard brain. “Ellie?”
“Yeah, sorry, guys, I’m watching you from the future.”
How are you watching us?” Trinity questions. “Did you contact The Screener.”
The Screener, whose real name is Sanela Matic, has a similar ability, though by slipping into an observation dimension, and she enjoys no control over it. She’s salmon, which means the mysterious powers that be decide what she sees, and who she shows it to. “No, I guess I’ve been...upgraded. I can see remotely now.”
Trinity looks behind her, in the general direction of the nearest other island on this planet, Tribulation Island. “When are you from? A version of you just left to help save Vearden Haywood’s life.”
“We did that,” I respond. “A lot has happened since then. I know what becomes of our idea.”
“Well, don’t tell us,” Abigail warns. “You’ll throw off the timeline.”
“There are things I need to know about what you went through after I left,” I explain to them. “We don’t see each other until now, and I need to know where you go.”
“We don’t plan on going anywhere,” Trinity says. “If we leave, it is an unplanned trip.”
Just then, we hear a rustling in the bushes. It could be some kind of alien rabbit, or a person, and if it’s a person, it could be an ally, or an enemy. They stop talking, but don’t approach. They just wait patiently. Finally, a figure appears. It’s me. It’s some other version of me. This Other!Ellie wipes leaves off of her arms, and scrapes burrs out of her hair. She still looks like a mess. “Okay, sorry I’m late.”
Thor and Abigail stare at her, and then turn their heads to where my signal is coming from. “What year are you from?” Abigail asks.
Other!Ellie squints her eyes in suspicion. “I don’t remember. I think Pryce did something to me.”
“That’s not me,” I warn the group. “I don’t know who that is, but I don’t talk like that. That is not me.”
“No, I’m me,” Faux!Ellie contends. “You’re not you.”
I didn’t say what I said to her. I only said it to my three friends. She should not have been able to hear my warning. “Get out of there now.”
Faux!Ellie smirks, and removes what looks like an ancient tape recorder from her pocket. “Captain’s log, Day Zero. Now that I’m back with my group, we can finally get to work. We’re gonna build this afterlife together, and it shall be glorious.”
“Run!” I warn again.
“What’s more believable?” Faux!Ellie asks. “That I went off to save Vearden, and then came right back to you only moments later, like a normal time traveler? Or that I’m talking to you from the future, acting like I can see you, which is an ability that I’ve never exhibited before, and I’m asking you to not trust the Ellie that’s standing right in front of your eyes?”
“Pryce has the ability to transfer his mind to other substrates,” Thor reasons. “This technology was always at risk of leading to impersonations. Most people probably wouldn’t think to use it in a post-scarcity society, but he’s a sociopath.”
“Psychopath, thank you very much,” Faux!Ellie says. “Uhh...I mean, that’s what he told me once.”
“Well, that seals it,” Thor decides. He reaches into his bag, and removes a gun.
“No, wait!” Faux!Ellie cries. “You can’t really ever know for sure.”
“The real Ellie is eleven thousand years old,” Thor says calmly. “That’s long enough, I imagine. It’s worth the risk.” He shoots her in the head.
“That was my father,” Abigail assures him. “I can always tell.”
“That was the right call,” Trinity agrees.
“He’s not dead,” I remind them. “He’ll always have an extra body lying around. He’s planned for every eventuality.”
“But he’s no longer among us,” Trinity replies. “We won’t ever talk about this beyond this group of three, and we won’t ever let each other out of our sight.”
“Three?” I question.
“I’m sorry, Ellie. You’re out.” Trinity looks sad, but determined. “We can’t trust anyone now. We’ll be sure to give you the credit you’re owed.”
“No, you don’t understand. He co—” I have to warn them that Pryce takes over. I still don’t know how he does it, but he does. At some point.
Trinity knows the risk of messing with the timeline. “I don’t wanna hear it. This is what we’re doing. Please kindly never eavesdrop on us again.” She takes out her device, which allows her to travel through photographs. “Keep watching whatever it is that allows you to know where this supposed Ellie is,” she tells Abigail and Thor. “I don’t want her seeing where we’re going.”
“Please, don’t do this,” I beg of them.
“Goodbye, old friend.”
The three of them take a look at the photo they won’t let me see, and disappear into it. I still have no idea how Pryce finds them, but there’s nothing I can do to change things. Not only could that ruin everything about the timeline, but my friends will never trust me again. They’ll never trust anyone. I exhale, and come back to the present.
“I could only hear your end of the conversation,” Lowell tells me. “But it didn’t sound good.”
“It is...the inevitable,” I reply cryptically. “Time travel aside, all we can do is move on. I will plead my case without their help.”

Friday, March 5, 2021

Microstory 1575: Fresh New Life

Prompt
It’s time for me to leave this place, without telling anyone where I’m going, or even that I’m going. It’s for my family’s benefit if I just sneak away, and start fresh with a new life somewhere else.

Botner
I don’t want anyone to know what’s happened or why I’m leaving. Just leave quietly, under the cover of night, just like we always did in the old days when things were quieter. But I know that will never happen. I’m just one of the lucky ones. Yesterday, I gave my two weeks’ notice at work. Two weeks. As in, I’m leaving after two weeks. Just like that. And I was going to leave it there, but the truth of it is that I have nothing else to say about it. My mind is blank, and the thoughts that have been swirling around in there since I decided to leave, now seem to have no connections to each other or the outside world. I can’t think of what to do next, or how to move forward. I feel adrift, rudderless. I didn’t expect this. I didn’t think it was even possible. When I was working at my old job, I was the king of my domain, working late hours every single day, dealing with my job and then coming home and being the king of my domain, too. Sometimes, I felt like there was no...

Conclusion
..escape, because I had so many responsibilities. I now realize that the only thing holding me back from the life I want was always myself. I thought that my father needed me after his second wife died, but that was two years ago, and he’s already found himself someone new. I thought my brother needed help with the baby, but they have a nanny, and I’m just the fun uncle. I have to go, and find out who I am when I’m not defined by the people I grew up with. Everything is packed, everyone is asleep, and I’m ready to go. I carefully carry my heavy suitcase down the stairs, careful to not make any noise. I drop it once, but don’t hear any movement from upstairs, so I’m still safe. I get to my front door—well, I suppose it’s not mine anymore, is it?—and swing the suitcase over to get through first. It nearly collides with someone standing on the porch. She looks scared, as if this were her house, and I was the one intruding. I just stare at her a moment, not knowing what she could possibly be doing here so late at night. Selling cookies? It takes me a long time to realize that I recognize her. She was a temp at work that I spent the night with a few months ago. I thought we had an understanding, that it was a one time thing. I don’t even ask her how she found me, or what she’s doing here. If she wants to talk to me, she can speak first, so I just wait patiently. Finally, she works up the courage. “I’m pregnant.” Well...I did ask for a fresh new life, didn’t I?

Thursday, March 4, 2021

Microstory 1574: Nap

Prompt
I just woke up from a very unfulfilling nap where I dreamt that...

Botner
I think I had a dream once that my future husband and I were in our bedroom talking. We were talking about what a close relationship he wants to have with his parents. I remember talking about how he needs to talk to them before he tells them about our relationship. The problem is, they are moving and they are leaving the state before he can tell them, or they are moving to another country. He left to go talk to them and I got mad because I was supposed to tell them before they moved. I went to go talk to them and found that they had moved and I wasn’t invited to the wedding. My fiancé was there though. He was not at the wedding. I was so mad. I looked over at my fiancé and he had tears in his eyes. I felt bad. Then I woke up. I am always very, very glad that I am not still in that relationship. When I had this dream, I always thought, man, maybe I’m about to have a really bad life. I’ve recently gotten into reading the Harry Potter books. And I think I’m in the...

Conclusion
...minority here, because everyone else has already read them, and they managed to do it before all the news broke about the author’s transphobia. I’m in the middle of the third one, and I don’t know if I should keep going. It’s one thing for an actor or filmmaker to be cancelled. You can still enjoy their work, because it’s not just their work. A lot of people worked very hard to make that, and why should they suffer because this one person screams at young women, or does worse to them? This is different. She’s the only person who made these books, and I feel committed to them, but I also feel dirty. The nap was meant to make me feel better, but I only feel worse now, because the doorbell rang in the middle of a cycle, or something, and my heart is racing. I can’t even remember what happened in the dream, and it was only moments ago. That’s why I started talking about an old dream. Though, maybe it’s more relevant to my anxiety than the recent one was. People around me were making decisions, and they weren’t asking for my input, or even warning me about them. That’s kind of how I feel about cancel culture. So much of it is happening too fast that I don’t have time to really dig deep, and find out what happened. I’m just supposed to accept that we don’t like this person anymore, and not ask questions. The author thing is a pretty easy answer, but they’re not all like that, I just don’t know. I guess that’s what the dream was trying to teach me, that I have to slow down, and make time for the facts, or I’ll make bad decisions, and piss off everyone else.