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Nick is back home, though he’s still on bedrest. The doctors had no strong
feelings about him returning to work this quickly, but I do, so I’m going to
do this one more post before I let him get back to it. We have another privacy
breach. We didn’t tell anyone which facility that he used for his procedures,
but someone leaked the information to the media. Fortunately, our security
team caught it early, and hustled us out of there before things got crazy.
They weren’t able to stop the leak, but they were still able to protect us
from the issues. Of course, that’s not all that was in the leak. People have
finally figured out exactly where we live too, which was inevitable. They sell
maps in Hollywood to celebrity houses. It’s not hard to determine such things
if you really wanna know. So they’re camped out on our lawn, each reporter
believing that they’ll gain some sort of access to Nick and/or Dutch. They may
start to give interviews at some point in the future, but Nick won’t be
talking to anyone while he’s in recovery, and at any rate, it will be on their
terms. We’ve taken note of everyone on our lawn right now, and will be
deliberately excluding them from any interview potential. Congratulations! You
just unknowingly disqualified yourself! Anyone who follows in their footsteps
will experience the same barrier. But if you’re not on our lawn, and your
superiors have not authorized you to do so at some point, fear not, there are
other ways to become disqualified from consideration. You could call us
incessantly. You could send an inordinate number of letters to our publicist.
You could harass our families, or our friends. You could attempt to infiltrate
our past employers, or other places that we have frequented. You could try to
hack into our security firm. You could try to kill, or otherwise harm, one of
us. You could commit any other crime in pursuit of information regarding our
lives and situation. Any of these things will be met with swift justice, and
an immediate spot on our growing blacklist. Please note that the above is not
an exhaustive list of disqualifications, and we reserve the right to amend our
requirements and limitations at any time. All three of us are happy to tell
you our stories, but there are appropriate ways to ask for that, and
inappropriate ways. It will be up to you to choose your path, but there are
consequences to every action. You would do best to not forget that.
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