Friday, December 30, 2016

Microstory 485: Basement (Part 2)

Gilbert Boyce: Hello—ouch! What’s this dolly doing in the hallway? Is anyone down here?
Custodian: I am.
Gilbert Boyce: Ah, you must be The Cleaner.
Custodian: I am not.
Gilbert Boyce: You’re holding a mop.
Custodian: Why would the Cleaner be carrying an actual mop? He doesn’t literally clean things.
Gilbert Boyce: I thought it was kind of a joke.
Custodian: No, I’m just the custodian for this building...an actual custodian.
Gilbert Boyce: If you’re just the custodian, then how do you know anything about the Cleaner?
Custodian: Just because I’m not him doesn’t mean I’m not knowledgeable. I am aware of your world of time manipulators. I’ve even learned a few things myself. I’ve been using these secrets to try to fix the company’s problems...but too many people have made too many mistakes. Everyone is to blame here, and you two are just making it worse. All your energy in one place is destabilizing the structure.
Gilbert Boyce: I didn’t mean to come here. I was drawn to this building and to the Cleaner, at this very moment. Has something happened here?
Custodian: Many things have happened. Analion Tower is a system that holds within it the majority of an organization’s system. Or rather it did. Neither one is holding up well.
Gilbert Boyce: I don’t understand.
Custodian: That’s okay, I don’t really either. What I do know is that a handful of people here have uncovered the truth about this building. It follows a parallel set of physical laws. Some have exploited this, while others, like me, are just trying to understand it. The Cleaner showed up a few days ago, and has been sneaking around ever since. If you’re here for him, then I get the feeling he’s on the thirty-ninth floor.
Gilbert Boyce: Okay, thanks.
Custodian: But I would not recommend you go up there right now.
Gilbert Boyce: Why not?
Custodian: It is not yet time. You’re not destined to meet him until he transforms.
Gilbert Boyce: Transforms into what?
Custodian: Something different. That’s all I can tell you. That, and the fact that you’re not supposed to look for him, nor he for you. You’re supposed to run into each other organically.
Gilbert Boyce: When is this going to happen?
Custodian: You’re time travelers. The question of when an event occurs is impossible to answer.
Gilbert Boyce: So, I should just move on?
Custodian: You should just move on. If I were you, I wouldn’t be so anxious about meeting him anyway. He’s dangerous, and you’re dangerous. Together...the world is in grave danger.
Gilbert Boyce: That sounds ominous.
Custodian: It sounds as it is. Now, I would like you both to leave. The system is collapsing just fine on its own. It doesn’t need you two here making it happen faster.
Gilbert Boyce: Wait. What is that? What does that butto—

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Microstory 484: Floor 1 (Part 2)

Lobby Guard: What are you doing here?
Firefighter: We were sent here. Did someone call 911?
Lobby Guard: I did, but I just requested the coroner. The subjects died on impact, you are not needed.
Firefighter: With respect, sir, you are not qualified to pronounce someone dead. Now let me through so I can do my job.

Lobby Guard: We are on lockdown, I’m not letting anyone through.

Firefighter: The fire department belongs to emergency services, we need to get by. I don’t know what your building’s policy is regarding lockdown, but I assure you that we are allowed to break it. Now..move!

Lobby Guard: Your emergency services are not needed. Nobody is hurt, just a few people are dead.
Firefighter: Reidemeister, inform the chief that we are being rejected at the door. Then get an ETA on the nearest police cruiser.
Kallias Bran: My ears were burning.
Firefighter: This doesn’t concern you, Bran. You’re not a cop anymore. And didn’t you used to be older?
Kallias Bran: I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Firefighter: He’s locked the door. We can’t get in, and do not have clearance to break in. That doesn’t mean there’s anything to investigate here.
Kallias Bran: You don’t need clearance. I know this building. It’s special.
Firefighter: What the hell is that thing?
Kallias Bran: It’s the Escher Knob. It’ll get us in.
Firefighter: This isn’t one of your crazy theories, Bran. This building is actually real.
Kallias Bran: Yes...and no.
...
Firefighter: Oh my God, how the hell did we end up inside?
Kallias Bran: I brought the lobby to us. Go on and get to work so they can lift the lockdown and get these people back home safe. And you...
Lobby Guard: H—how’d you do that? You were there...and now you’re here.
Kallias Bran: Speaking of which, I need you to take me to Freight Elevator 2. I have some business on the thirteenth floor.
Lobby Guard: There is no Freight Elevator 2. There has only ever been one.
Kallias Bran: Never mind, I can see The Superintendent on the second floor. He’ll know where it is.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Microstory 483: Floor 2 (Part 2)

I’m going meta again. For Floor 2? Meta!? Say whaaa—? Let me explain. The thing is that nothing happens on the second floor after Alpha’s death. Why is that? Well, the lobby is actually two stories high. An atrium runs from the bottom, almost all the way to the top, which allows people on the higher floors to conceivably see what’s going on below, but there are still rooms. Everybody works on the outer side of the building, and the atrium is really just to have a nice view, like a courtyard, but without a sky. I’ve talked more about architecture on this site than you ever thought I would, eh? Anyway, like I said, the second floor is different. It doesn’t have rooms on the outer side. It just overlooks the lobby, but doesn’t otherwise serve any real purpose. That’s why there can’t actually be any action here. In the first part, someone happened to be standing there, but once the building went into lockdown, everybody was removed from the first two floors, and ordered to remain away from the view of the atrium. So that explains why I keep bringing up the lockdown without actually depicting the announcement of it. Sorry if that was confusing. Here are a few other things you need to know. I titled each installment in the first half as “Part 1” which sort of locked me into this motif, but now I’m regretting it, because Part 2 wasn’t always a logical continuation of the greater story being told. I came up with the idea of witnessing the events of every floor in a building as a man falls from the roof a long time ago, and did not mean for it to have anything to do with time travel, let alone insert it into the salmonverse. It carries with it a connection to the Serkan Demir series, which was another story originally intended to stand alone. I’ve talked very little about where the hell the thirteenth floor is, and what it does. Obviously, I don’t have space for it here, but I do have plans to explain it in greater detail. But for that, you’ll have to buy (for free) my book. I intend to release it sometime in 2017; I don’t have that in front of me right now. No, I can’t just look it up; I’m on a deadline! I don’t even think I’ll have time to read this agoain and revvise it.

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Microstory 482: Floor 3 (Part 2)

Food Service Worker 1: Food Service Worker 2, what the hell are you doing?
Food Service Worker 2: I’m doing what I always do for breakfast.
Food Service Worker 1: We can’t serve breakfast. We’re on lockdown. Didn’t you hear the announcement?
Food Service Worker 2: Of course, but that won’t last forever, and when they lift the lockdown, people will be hungry.
Food Service Worker 1: At least three people died. They’re not lifting it anytime soon. And when they do, they’re gonna send everybody home. Stop getting food out, you’ll just spoil it.
Food Service Worker 2: You don’t know they’ll send us home. We have to be prepared.
Food Service Worker 1: Part of the charm of all this tragedy is not having any responsibilities. Don’t create work for yourself, or for me.
Food Service Worker 2: That might be the absolute worst thing you’ve ever said. I’ll check the list.
Food Service Worker 1: Very funny.
Food Service Worker 2: No, really. There’s a list.
Food Service Worker 1: What are you talking about? Of all the things I’ve said that you don’t agree with?
Food Service Worker 2: No.
Food Service Worker 1: Oh, okay.
Food Service Worker 2: Of all the things you’ve said that no one in the world agrees with...except maybe white supremacists and Donald Trump.
Food Service Worker 1: Oh, don’t compare me to a man like that. Talk about saying terrible things. I can’t believe you’ve kept track of everything you hate about me. What would Food Services Manager have to say about this? Maybe I should go have a little chat with her right now.
Food Service Worker 2: Who do you think started the list?
Food Service Worker 1: Why are you telling me this?
Food Service Worker 2: I didn’t think you mind. You hate everybody anyway.
Food Service Worker 1: Well, why are you telling me just now?
Food Service Worker 2: It has just now come up.
Food Service Worker 1: I don’t hate everybody.
Food Service Worker 2: Yeah, you kinda do, and I don’t think you want to get into this.
Food Service Worker 1: Now I definitely wanna get into it.
Food Service Worker 2: All right, fine. All you talk about is how you used to work in this magical restaurant in New York City, and now you’re slummin’ it with the garbage people in a corporate cafeteria. I’ve got a little secret for ya, Food Service Worker 1; everybody likes tater tots. Not a human on this planet doesn’t like deep-fried grated potatoes. Not even your precious New York one-percent.
Food Service Worker 1: What about fruitarians?
Food Service Worker 2: And you’re contradictory. Do you think I really meant literally no one on the planet? Christ, you’re impossible.
Food Service Worker 1: I don’t have time for all this hyperbole. I’m goin’ out for a smoke; that is, unless you need me to do anything, like serve more potato grease cylinders.
Food Service Worker 2: No, but I think our soft drink contractor is bringing his puppy today. Maybe you’d like to give it a good kick? [...] Enjoy your kiss with cancer!

Monday, December 26, 2016

Microstory 481: Floor 4 (Part 2)

Younger Child: Stop moving my toys!
Older Child: The army guy can’t be next to the dinosaurs!
Younger Child: Why not?
Older Child: People never knew dinosaurs. They died a long time ago.
Younger Child: D’uh, he’s a time traveler! And these aren’t dinosaurs, they’re dragons. See, this is their dragon cave.
Older Child: Time travel doesn’t exist either.
Younger Child: I’m just playin’! Give me back my toys!
Older Child: No! You can’t have a person next to a dinosaur. It doesn’t make sense!
Oldest Child: Actually, my mom and dad say that humans did know the dinosaurs. They were all on Noah’s Ark together.
Older Child: Then where are they now?
Oldest Child: They died, like you said, but not as long ago as you think.
Older Child: My mom and dad never said anything about that.
Oldest Child: Not all parents are as smart as mine are.
Older Child: Mine are really smart!
Oldest Child: No they’re not.
Older Child: Yes, they are!
Oldest Child: Your parents are stupid!
Older Child: You’re stupid!

Random Parent: Are you going to stop them from from fighting?
Child Care Attendant: Why would I do that?
Random Parent: Well...I mean, why would you not?
Child Care Attendant: They’re not hurting anyone, they’re having an argument.
Random Parent: They should be playing nice.
Child Care Attendant: No, they should be learning how to defend their argument, and understand the perspectives of people around them.
Random Parent: What are you talking about?
Child Care Attendant: Have you ever watched young animals playing on TV? It looks a hell of a lot like fighting, but it isn’t. They’re teaching themselves how to hunt, what their teeth can do, and how to interact with their peers. If adults step in every time children have a disagreement, how will they ever grow? I’m here to protect them, and they’re here to find out what they need to know to be an adult.
Random Parent: If it were my child in the argument, I would stop them.
Child Care Attendant: It’s not.

Sunday, December 25, 2016

The Advancement of Mateo Matic: June 22, 2107

“He is not still alive,” Gilbert explained. That is no longer Zeferino Preston. It has returned to its original function as The Mass.”
“The what?”
“The Preston family was originally created to protect reality from people like us. You know more than most how screwed up things can get when you mess with time. Zeferino, Nerakali, and Arcadia were designed to make extremely powerful adjustments on a massive scale. I won’t get into the detail of their personal dysfunctional family strife, but suffice it to say, they lost a great deal of their power, and were thrown in with the rest of us. The Artist built the Mass in order to compensate for their loss. Unfortunately, Zeferino possessed that body—much like I once did with so many others—and, well, here we are.”
“Wait, back up. Created, designed, built?”
“The Artist can mold entire people out of building material, usually clay and-or mud.”
“Like God?” Leona asked skeptically.
“I’ve conjectured that that particular god-image representation were inspired by the Artist’s true nature.”
“If he can build entire people, how do any of us know whether we are one of his creations?” Mateo put forth, thinking on his Catholic sentiments. “Maybe he really is God.”
“Or an avatar of a god,” Leona suggested.
“These violent delights have violent endings.” Horace appeared from the other room. “I have always hated that quote. It reminds me of my old life; the one before Serkan.”
“Horace.” Leona stood up and gave him a gentle hug. “We don’t have to talk shop.”
“No, it’s okay. Keep in mind that it’s been a year for me. I’m not over it, but I’ve had time to grieve.” He sat down on the couch next to Mateo and accepted a nice brotherly grasp of the shoulder from him.
After a healthy moment of silence, Mateo spoke again. “So, if The Cleanser is really dead, and he can’t bother me in my personal future, it’s really over.”
“Those are the rules of the time duel, yes,” Gilbert nodded.
“But—forgive me, Horace,” Leona said cautiously, “Mateo didn’t win the duel. Serkan did. And then you actually killed him.”
“That does not go against the rules, actually. I know, they call it a duel, but part of your power is having people who have your back. Rather, it’s a possible strength. Most choosers don’t have that, so it’s never been an issue. Serkan was a chosen one, I’m an accident, and you’re...” Gilbert trailed off, not sure how to describe her. She was not like any of them.
“She is spawn.” The Blender, Nerakali turned out to be leaning casually against the upper mantel of the fireplace, possibly having been watching them from an observation dimension.
Horace stood up and held out his arms to protect all three of the others. She had personal resentment directed at all of them. “You heard it from one of the most knowledgeable men I’ve ever known. The duel was fair. Your brother lost.”
“Oh, I’m not here to hurt you. I just thought you might like a few answers before I leave and never see any of you people for the rest of my infinite life.”
Horace lowered his guard, but not all the way. “What is spawn.”
“There are five kinds of temporal manipulators. My brother would have had you believe that there are six, but the fact was that we are just like everyone else. You have choosers, which are born with whatever power; and chosen ones, which they can create. Then on the other side, you have powers that be, which can control the fourth type, salmon. Spawn are created by either a chosen one, or a salmon. They are the rarest, and though they’re not necessarily more powerful, they do enjoy a few loopholes; like the fact that you were immune to the time duel barrier. Like with choosers and their chosen ones, you can only make one spawn, if even that.”
“I was able to make two,” Horace pointed out. “Though, I guess in two different realities.”
“That doesn’t matter. One is one, across all realities. But your daughter is not spawn either way. She’s just your daughter. Spawn are born human, and later converted. That’s what makes it possible for Leona, Gilbert, and Paige to even be here today.”
“Paige?” Horace’s voice cracked a little.
“Yes, of course. Serkan created her.”
“How exactly does one go about...” Mateo felt like he was going to faint. The word spawn suggested offspring, and so referring to Leona as such was disturbing, to say the least. “...creating a spawn.”
“Nothing so weird as sex. We don’t really know how it happens, or why it doesn’t happen more often. Humans receive transfusions and transplantations from people like us all the time. In fact, Saviors spend a not insignificant amount of their time just donating blood. So it’s clearly not a blood thing. What we do know is that a spawn is...spawned in an extremely profound moment of intense emotion.”
“I find it strange that I’ve never heard of this before,” Gilbert said. “I’ve been around the block a few times.”
“Yes, well, like I said, they’re rare. It is weird that three of them are so close together, though.” Nerakali stood up and clapped her hands together. “But enough of the biology lesson. Why don’t we get to it?”
Horace raised his guard once more and narrowed his eyes. “You said that you wouldn’t hurt them.”
“And I won’t. I’m just going to erase all of your minds so that you wake up on a desert island with no idea who you are, or what the hell is going on.”
“You can’t do this,” Gilbert argued. “You two didn’t even like each other, why are you so intent on getting revenge?”
“Because we’re family,” Nerakali said. “I do this on principle.”
“The powers that be will never let you render us useless to them,” Mateo said. “It would be safer for you to not try.”
“I’ll start with Gilly and then play it by ear.” She raised both hands and prepared to blend Gilbert’s brain.
Horace removed a small pistol from inside his jacket, but he didn’t need it. A long-blade shot out of Nerakali like an alien chestburster. They looked behind her to see both The Warrior and The Navigator, Juan Ponce de León. “It’s right here,” Juan said while consulting the Compass of Disturbance. He walked over to a shocked Gilbert and removed the Hundemarke—which they had yet to find the time to discuss—from his neck, to no objection.
The Warrior removed the sword from Nerakali’s stomach and graciously accepted the dog tag. Mateo turned away and closed his eyes as the Warrior prepared to remove Nerakali’s head. Then he had to look away again as he started rubbing her blood all over his own body. Once he was satisfied that he had lathered up enough, he finally addressed the horrified crowd. “I shall return here to erase your memories of this dreadful event once I figure out how to use this new power of mind.” Then he disappeared, leaving the magical Sword of Assimilation behind.
“Well,” Juan Ponce de León said. “This is awkward, so I must be going as well.” He looked down at his special compass. “Yes, there is a temporal rift somewhere in that direction.” He started heading for the back door.
“My God, that was him,” Leona cried out in excitement.

They were finally free of the Cleanser, Zeferino Preston’s evil plans. Mateo, Leona, Gilbert, and Horace had a little meeting to make sure that things weren’t about to go south. Gilbert explained that the time duels really were final. The Cleanser could not return and hurt him. What they had experienced with the tribulations, and the final boss fight, were the things that would happen in any reality, no matter what. The details might be able to change a little bit, but they would not be aware of those anyway. Leona was worried that Zeferino’s sisters, Nerakali and Arcadia would show up at some point and demand revenge, but nothing happened. The whole giant, crazy, unorthodox family spent a very uneventful day together, just enjoying each other’s company. They played games, ate meals, and watched a couple movies. All in all, things were going well.
At the end of the night, Mateo and Leona retired to their room together. It had been a long time since they were able to just relax and be in the moment. Actually, by certain perspectives, it had been several years for Mateo, and decades to Leona. They were living pretty spectacularly tragic lives with each other. But they were with each other. They were together, and so that night, they made passionate love to each other. They were so caught up in the moment that, after it was over, Mateo couldn’t remember whether they had used protection.
“Mateo, how long have we been together?”
“You know that the question is literally impossible to answer. Our love story is more complex than any I’ve ever read.”
“You read?”
He giggled, “shut up.”
“Do you remember back before we knew that Makarion was actually Gilbert Boyce? When he made us do that dancing tribulation?”
“Yeah, that was actually kinda the first hint that maybe his feelings towards us were a little more complicated than we had thought.”
“Yeah, but something else happened that day, and into the next.”
“You mean when I asked you to marry me and you rejected the concept?”
“That’s a harsh way to put it, but yes, I was not receptive to the idea.”
He didn’t say anything.
“So...?”
“Are you expecting me to ask you again?”
“I am.”
“I’m not going to do that. You know what the question is. Feel free to answer me any time you’d like. I’m not going to try to recreate that moment in the present. It already began, now it just needs an ending.”
“So it’s an ending you want?”
“It is, but it better be a good one.”
“Well, in that case...”
He held his breath.
“...yes.”