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This is a happy story, so don’t worry about it. Unlike most of the test
subjects that my former company used to see if the panacea could cure a host
of diseases all at once, I was a part of the system the whole time. I’m one of
the researchers, and I volunteered myself for the experiment, because I was
finally one hundred percent confident in its effectiveness. I helped develop
it, so I watched the predictive estimate numbers go up and up and up. That
doesn’t mean they were low before. I mean, we weren’t testing on live
specimens when the model only showed 10% confidence. By the time I strapped
into the chair, we were at 96%. I all but demanded that we do it outside the
presence of Mr. Tipton, but they wouldn’t allow it, and I get it. Science
isn’t always careful, but people should be. I didn’t need him, though. They
injected me with a number of pathogens, which immediately started trying to
destroy me. Then they gave me the cure. It worked nearly instantaneously. I
felt better, I could breathe again, and my energy was restored. I even felt
better than I ever had before. I admit, part of the reason I asked to do it
was because I also wanted the money. If the panacea fails, but the subject
lives, they get the money. If it fails, and the subject dies, their
family is given the money instead. That only happened once, but we
obviously don’t like to talk about it. If the procedure succeeds, in addition
to the cure itself, you also get three million dollars. I left the program
after that, because, well...I had three million dollars, so I’m not sure how
many tests they ran afterwards, but I’m guessing they spent a couple hundred
million dollars on successes alone. We didn’t have many failures, though,
because we were so cautious. I loved my job, but I could see the writing on
the wall. It wasn’t going to last forever, so I might as well cash out, and
set myself up to be successful in a world that might not have such a great
economy anymore. I don’t know if the panacea is going to cause the collapse of
civilization, but I know that I’ll be all right either way. I’m buying gold,
I’m buying land, I’m buying food. I never thought of myself as a survivalist,
but it would be pretty foolish not to. I just wish I could have snagged a few
boxes of the prototype cure to keep for myself in case it all does hit the
fan. Nah, that would have been too selfish anyway. I’m sure it will all be
fine. Let us rejoice! The first lot of the cure ships out next week. Thank
you, Landis Tipton, for everything you’ve done for us. You’re done now. You
can rest. And hey, if you like underground bunkers and MREs, maybe look me up.
You don’t need all those consorts any more.


