Saturday, September 10, 2016

Frenzy: The Spoon is Not There (Part IX)

All gangs in the metro have their own territories, but they’re a little more complex than simple geography. First of all, it’s important to realize that when I’m talking about gangs, I’m not referring to the violent or criminal elements that plagued earlier times. To be sure, those kind of gangs still exist, but advances in police surveillance—and more importantly, changes to legislation—have tampered those down considerably. The gangs of now are more like clubs; groups of like-minded individuals who reject mainstream conformity. They don’t belong to national organizations, they don’t have websites, and initiation can still be somewhat dangerous.
The Taggers, for instance, are dedicated to taking part in illegal artwork. Part of the newer legislation has been used to redirect police work to more serious crimes. Drug manufacturing and dealing are prosecuted so much more severely than drug usage, but still not as much as rape. Addicts are treated less as criminals, and more as patients. The key term there is patience. Likewise, as long as the Taggers don’t draw violence, nudity, or other unseemingly pieces, they’re generally left alone. There is also a sort of treaty designed to allow members of the Tagger gang to come back and clean up their paint jobs once they feel that their message has been effectively delivered.
The Tracers are also not known for being the most upstanding citizens. As but a probationary member, I’m only allowed to run with them in certain designated locations. Full members can run anywhere. Or rather, they do run anywhere, including places that require they be trespassing. Some of the best places to run are abandoned buildings and construction sites. If you’re caught, you’re in trouble, but they have to actually catch you. Just like in baseball, they can’t just see you, or even capture your crime on a recording. Cops have to catch up to you and take you into custody within a certain period of witnessing your crime, which is something most aren’t willing to do, because what’s the point?
The Beasts are an entirely different story. There’s a lot of controversy surrounding them, much of it fueled by its multiple semi-interrelated factions. The most innocuous of these are hippy-dippy tree hugging vegetarians. The most dangerous, however, are self-righteous vegan eco-terrorists. What began as a single gang gradually cleaved into these factions due to inconsistencies in their ideologies. No one wanted to give up the name, though, so like Christians, the rest of us just sort of lump them into one group, and we don’t really care how they feel about that.
There are other gangs; the Ballers, the Hardcore Gamers, the Codas, the Singularities, the Gunbenders, and several more. But the Taggers, Tracers, and Beasts are the main three that rule the proverbial playground. Like I said, they all have territories, but it’s not like they’re not allowed to cross at all. They form treaties and other agreements with each other. Taggers are allowed to cross borders to make statements, but only in the inner city, and only under certain circumstances. These either have to be cleared with that territory’s leader ahead of time, or during an initiation. Newbies are required to prove themselves worthy by an endeavor known as “flagging”. Flagging entails painting either over preexisting work, within another gang’s territory without permission, or at high-risk areas like police stations or museums. Freeley managed to become gang leader by painting the entire front edifice of a mayor’s home in Mission Hills. This had to happen much later, however, because he was caught and served real time in prison for it.
This is important information because the Tagger apartment building headquarters is located at a confluence of three counties. The Beasts generally run Johnson, the Tracers handle Jackson, and the Taggers have Wyandotte. If you looked at a map of territories, they wouldn’t follow county lines so perfectly, and there would even be some overlap, but there is a general order to it. By running even a few blocks, Krakken enters Tracer territory without permission. It’s true that he’s not doing it with the intention of tagging, but still, it’s common courtesy to let ‘em know. Unfortunately this is simply not possible. The infiltrator has taken Crispin towards downtown, so that’s where we have to go. Luckily Krakken has me, so I should be able to halt any disagreements. I might even be able to recruit some help. Freeley had the impression that Crispin’s kidnapper worked for a company of some kind, and if there’s one thing all gangs can agree on, it’s screw the man.
I can’t think of any other name for him, so we’re just gonna keep calling him Noobo, the one who stole Crispin from my arms. We’ve nearly caught up to him. Krakken is doing surprisingly well. Noobo’s weird outfit is within centimeters of my fingers when he makes a lateral move to his right that I did not expect. I can’t stop and zag fast enough to get back on track before he’s turned on his vehicle and taken off. Now he’s not operating a car, motorcycle, or anything that normal people drive. No, this is a hoverplat. It’s a niche product that never really caught on because it looks like a balcony that can’t go more than a foot off the ground. They were also never very popular because the consumed energy to speed ratio is far too great. But this one is different. It’s still not as fast as a car, but faster than a golf cart. And this means that it’s faster than a human.
He’s getting farther and farther away, and there’s no way we could ever overtake him. Not like this. He’s chosen his vehicle, and we can use that against him. I have one trick up my sleeve that he would not expect. “Do you have a phone?”
“Of course,” Krakken says. “Don’t you?”
“Give it to me,” I order. “Frenzy racers aren’t allowed to carry tech.”
“Oh, right.” He takes out his phone and hands it to me. I dial one of the few numbers I have memorized, which connects me to one of the few gang members outside of the Tracers that I know. J-Cuken isn’t the leader of the Grammer gang, but he’s pretty high up there. And he owes me a favor. “J,” I say into the phone. “I need you to turn the device I’m calling you on into a master.” He gives me a little crap, but I tell him that it’s time sensitive and he immediately complies. “I’m also going to need a proximity ICC eavesdrop for the car I access with this.” He gives me that as well.
“What are we doing?” Krakken asks as we’re walking towards the car I’ve chosen.
“We’re takin’ this car,” I answer.
“We are?”
“I wouldn’t think a Tagger would be afraid of a little GTA.”
“I’m not, it’s just...”
“Get in or not.” I wave the phone in front of the door and it opens for us. “Vehicle, head North by Northeast. Search for any hoverplat in the area traveling more than thirty miles per hour.”
“You can do that?” Krakken asks as the car automatically drives off.
“All driverless cars on the road are connected to each other. They communicate traffic conditions, route changes, and upcoming hazards. Humans can’t usually read or write this information, but an eavesdropping protocol makes it possible.” It’s the modern-day equivalent of stepping into a New York taxi and instructing the driver to follow that cab.
“Wow,” is all that Krakken can say.
“We’re gonna catch up to this guy,” I say to him, “but I don’t know what happens after that.”
He shakes his head. “Taggers aren’t known for our caution.”
I nod. “I hear ya.”
Requested hoverplat found,” the artificial intelligent system in the car we’ve just stolen says through the aether.
I’m about to order the car to catch all the way up to it and knock it off the road or something, but Krakken cuts me off. “Follow at a distance of two car lengths.”
“What exactly are we waiting for?”
“For an opening. Unless you want to barrel through this like a typical tracer. I can’t ensure Raggy’s safety if we try that. Can you?”
“Point taken,” I respond. We wait patiently, hoping Noobo never realizes that we’re right behind him. After a few minutes, I start looking around. This is weird. “Vehicle, what is the hoverplat’s destination?”
I do not have that information.
“Predict its destination based on pattern of travel.”
Present course could lead to a number of destinations. Areas of interest include Linwood Strip Mall, Union Cemetery, Crown Center, University of Missouri Kansas—”
I interrupt the voice, “end list.”
“Do you know where he’s going?”
“He’s on my route.”
“You mean...?” Krakken started to ask.
“He’s heading towards my finish line. Where exactly he’s going, I can’t know, but it’s quite odd.”
“Indeed,” Krakken agrees.
I make a steeple with my hands and rest my mouth on it. I don’t know where he’s going, but I know where he is. Whoever he works for has no good plans for Crispin. They could show up at any moment, and it is then that I lose my advantage. I have to act now. “Do you know how to drive?”
“What?”
“Please stop questioning me. You agreed to come along, so just answer me.”
“I don’t drive. I ride the bus or walk. But I can technically drive. Though, I don’t know why I ever would.”
“You would if I need the instincts of a human instead of the precision of a car’s artificial intelligence. I need you to do bad things with this vehicle. Could you manage that?”
He lifts his chin to get a look at the controls. “You’re lucky this even has manual option.”
“I take that as a yes.” I do a few stretches then place my hand on the door handle. “I trust that you understand what I’m going for here?”
“I understand, and I’ll do everything in my power to get you there, but I cannot recommend this course of action, Captain.”
“Noted.”
I pull the door open and brace myself on the roof as Krakken takes over the controls and speeds up. So far, Noobo has still not noticed us, so that’s something. It does little to alleviate the stress of holding onto the top of a car as it speeds down the road, though. “Closer!” I yell through the windshield, fully aware that Noobo might be able to hear me. He does and tries to kick the hoverplat into high gear, but that’s not a thing. He was always going at maximum speed. Krakken gets me about as close as he’s able to without endangering Crispin’s life. Like an action movie star I may be destined to become, I jump off the hood of the car and head for the hoverplat. I land right behind Noobo and steal Crispin back from his arms.
“This is our property!” he yells to me, but only because we can’t really hear each other very well at these speeds.
“He’s not property, he’s a life.”
Noobo takes a gun out of his pocket and points it at my head, careful to keep it away from Crispin. He needs the rabbit dog alive.
Crispin transfers some power to me and I instinctively shoot a bolt of lightning out of my hand.
The electricity just surges all around Noobo’s body, affecting him only by giving me a huge smile. “Why do you think I’m wearing all this?”
That must be some kind of grounding material, or a Faraday Cage, or whatever it is that allows electricity to pass over him safely. What can I do with that?
Someone sneaks up from the side of me and takes Crispin for himself. He uses the same power of electricity to disrupt the operation of the hoverplat itself. He then takes me by the shoulders and casually steps us backwards off the machine. We land safely on the ground, magically ignoring the properties of momentum. We then watch as the hoverplat explodes. In the attempt to avoid a collision, Krakken swerves and ends up smashing into a giant Catholic church.
The masked man keeps holding onto me, and won’t let me try to help. He’s an infamous member of the Tracer gang who literally never speaks. “K-Boy.”

Friday, September 9, 2016

Microstory 405: Floor 38 (Part 1)

Being some of the most self-reflective people in the world, as with other human resources representatives, everyone in my team blames themselves for our recent woes. You can build the tallest tower and sell the greatest product, but if you don’t have the right people running a business, it simply won’t work out. Now, if you assume that our company’s problems are rooted in its labor force—which I’m not convinced it is—that doesn’t mean my department is at fault. Corporate recruiting, though within the same division, is a whole different ballgame. And even then, recruiters aren’t the only ones responsible for new hires. The decision is ultimately up to the department that’s in need of new blood. Recruiters are just facilitators, and as I said, that’s not what we do up here on the 38th floor. We’re in charge of two major components of the company; performance and culture. We don’t even handle compliance  or compensation. There are two entire floors dedicated to how the organization deals with the law and legal problems, and we outsource our compensation requirements to an outside firm. Behavior and performance are related, but not completely so. Yes, it’s true that someone’s personal problems will have an effect on their work, but there are plenty of professionals out there who are fully capable of compartmentalizing their emotions. That’s what we like to encourage here at Analion, and I think it’s what separates us from other companies. Of course we mediate disputes, but we mostly try to hold inservices and disseminate information to help the employees hold themselves accountable for their own conduct. These people are adults; we’re not their therapists, and we sure ain’t their mamas. We’ve seen some pushback to our methods, but I honestly believe that we made the right choices. Probably nothing I can say will relieve the doubt my colleagues have in themselves, but then again, that’s not really my job, is it?

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Microstory 404: Floor 39 (Part 1)

The vice presidents of Analion did something strange near the beginning of the tower project. The 39th floor was reserved entirely for them, but they instructed the construction team to hold off on it until all other floors had been completed and furnished. This was an odd request, but the construction team accepted it and did as they were told. Their reservations about it remained until the grand opening. There were some complications and setbacks that slowed down their work. Had they spent as much time on the 39th floor as the schedule base had allotted, they would not have completed the job on time. Everyone who realized that the vice presidents were the ultimate cause of the unexpected success assumed that the VPs simply had excellent foresight and time management skills. They did not even consider any other possibility, because what else could it have been? Surely they could not literally see the future? Or could they?
The vice presidents were the most intelligent and insightful members of the company, besides one other. Their problem was that no one ever listened to their ideas. All that work climbing up the corporate ladder, hoping to gain some traction on the future, and nothing seemed to come of it. And so they hatched a plan. Or rather they ceased the plans they had been working tirelessly on since the early days of the organization. They were essentially the only thing standing between the company and its doom. They had always been covertly removing issues from the equation. Very few people were aware of their work, and even fewer were aware that they had stopped. The company started tanking due to the vice presidents’ inaction. Now, that was not to say that they were directly responsible for its demise, they were just tired of keeping it at bay. Their power had grown far beyond anything anyone could comprehend, and Analion was just no longer an appropriate place for them to work. No, it was time to move on. They stood on the 39th floor without anyone having seen them go up there. They stared at the atrium, fully aware of what was about to happen. They then witnessed Alpha’s fall to his death with a cold level of solace, and a perception of slow motion. Alpha perceived it the same way for that brief moment, but was unable to save himself. And then the vice presidents disappeared.

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Microstory 403: Floor 40 (Part 1)

Gamma and Delta sat in a room alone. They were both furious about the most recent accusations of faulty products. Gamma believed that Alpha was the cause of all the organization’s problems, but Delta was quick to point out that he was the one who started the company, and had been there the whole time. Seemingly nothing had recently changed. They argued about whether they should push Alpha out and replace him with someone else. Both were convinced that a drastic change needed to be made if the company were to be saved, but then Omicron walked into the room.
“My friends, we are not looking at the issue with the right perspective. So many people believe that everything that happens within an organization can be traced back to management. But what we have here is not a management problem. Were there design flaws in the products? Yes. Could these design flaws have been avoided? Absolutely. Was Alpha responsible for them? No more was he than you or I, or Beta, or my grandmother,” he said, laughing. “You see, the root of all problems any company faces is people. All companies would run better if they didn’t need so many people to do it. Now, I know what you’re thinking; that I’m crazy, that we can’t get rid of all of our employees. And you would be right. About the second part. I assure you that my mind has never been clearer.” He slapped a heavy binder on the desk. “Theta and I have been working on this proposal for months. In it we detail a massive reduction in workforce. The fact is that labor is costing us far too much money, and if you’ve ever secretly walked the floors like I have, you’ve seen how inefficient they are. Social media, cat videos, mini-games, personal email, any website that features primarily these dumb things called “listicles”. These are all the things people are doing, and not because they’re trying to pull one over on us, but because there just isn’t enough work to do. And many of the things we do have them do are mindless and stupid. We think we need more people to do the job because that’s what we’ve been taught. All things being equal, a larger team should complete a project faster than a smaller one. But with careful observation and data mining, we see that this is simply not true. More team members just means more communication breakdowns, and more training expenditures; and more importantly, more money spent, and not much more made. What we need to do is streamline our business; cut the fat, so to speak. Could Alpha be part of that fat? Possibly. It’s not in the proposal, for we did not foresee this catastrophe, unfortunately. However, I’m willing to entertain the idea. The bottom line is that we need to refocus our efforts on the bottom line. If you wanna save the company, I can show you how.”

Gamma and Delta just looked at each other. They had built such a strong relationship, despite differing worldviews, that they often needed no words. Delta sat up straighter and turned Omicron’s binder towards her. “Did you make copies?”

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Microstory 402: Floor 41 (Part 1)

Beta, the Executive Vice President of Analion always considered himself to be a thoughtful and introspective person. He thought that he was pretty good at predicting future problems that might arise, and in directing progress in order to avoid them. So when the truth came out that something was wrong with a product that his organization had made, he was heartbroken. He had been there from the beginning. He built the organization with his friend, Alpha. People would often ask if he felt overshadowed by the face of Analion, but he never felt as much. Alpha was great at carrying out the processes necessary to run a business, but Beta was better at solving problems. Together they built one of the largest architectural and engineering firms around the globe. They considered Lion Tower to be their greatest achievement. What better way to demonstrate their expertise in the field than to work out of a building they had designed and created from start to finish? Unfortunately, the project was not without its issues, and they were all coming to a head now that it was practically complete. Beta was unable to find a solution. Part of the reason for this was his fear and anxiety over the company’s recent issues. This caused him to distrust his own decisions. He now questioned everything he had ever done, and every choice he had ever made. He was just too close to the situation, and needed a fresh pair of eyes. Beta felt like he was ultimately the one who caused the problems, so he needed to ask for help from someone who understood what was going on, but was almost certainly not the at the root of the problems. If Alpha couldn’t figure out what they should do, then no one could. Now the only thing left to do was to wait.

Monday, September 5, 2016

Microstory 401: Floor 42 (Part 1)

Alpha, the Executive President of Analion Solutions stood uncomfortably close to the caution tape. His wife waited patiently behind him for a response but received none. He was not ready to give up his position within the organization, and he sure as hell wasn’t ready to dismantle it entirely. So many people’s lives relied on the continuing success of the company. He couldn’t let them go hungry because of this one mistake. The strange part about it was that no one seemed to know exactly what went wrong. With other so-called “scandals” of this nature, they always came out with the truth that someone buried a damning memo, or shredded a report from quality assurance, or did something. But honest to God, Alpha never heard anything about this. As far as he was concerned, there was no way to prevent what happened. The real tragedy was that the incident called into question everything the company ever did. Every good thing they made was now under heavy scrutiny. They just built this magnificent new tower using their own workforce, and now the government was telling them that they couldn’t stay here? What was that? How did they have the right? No one was forcing the employees to be here, if they wanted to go home, then fine. No, that wasn’t the right way to look at it. Alpha needed to drain himself of emotions and look at the problem analytically. That was his specialty. That was how he was able to build his empire in the first place. Yes, every problem had that one bad egg that needed to be teased out. Was it a research and development mistake? Was it a finance error? Hell, Alpha was even smart enough to see whether the food they chose in the cafeteria could be the root of the problem. It was time to meditate, and to prove he wasn’t scared of his own creation, he was going to do it on top of the atrium window they claimed was “unsafe”. He asked his wife to leave so that he could be alone. After the elevator doors closed, he climbed over the tape and sat down with his eyes closed. And then he began to fall.

Sunday, September 4, 2016

The Advancement of Mateo Matic: June 6, 2091

Mateo wanted to help Leona through her transition, but she refused to be near him. The Blender disappeared immediately after she felt her job was done, leaving Leona in ruins. Dodeka assisted her back to her room while Meliora was explaining to him why the process was incredibly traumatic. “Imagine every single bad thing that has ever happened to you, and every poor choice you've ever made. Now imagine your mind being flooded with memories of those events. Bad experiences have a deeper impact on a person’s psyche, so those will always overpower you after a blend.”
“What will happen to her?” Mateo asked.
“She can’t stay here. I know it wasn’t her fault, that that’s what this place is for, but I have to send a message to my guests that this is still a safe place.”
Mateo shook his head. “Then kicking her out is the opposite of what you should do.”
“How so?”
“You have to show them that, even though two terrible people managed to break through and threaten them, you won’t abandon them, especially not when they need you the most.”
Meliora thought this over, and seemed inclined to agree. “I have to do something to prove that this won’t ever happen again.”
“It’s my fault they broke through, right?” he asked rhetorically. “So banish me.”
She thought through this as well. “I find this acceptable.”
“Good,” he said. “And help her recover, would ya?”
“I will,” she assured him. “It’s kinda my thing.”

Dave jumped in to unceremoniously banish Mateo from Sanctuary, leaving him on the island Boyce had used for several tribulations. There was a perfectly good cabin there waiting for him that Saga and Vearden had used while building the Colosseum. But that was in another timeline, so why was this all still here? Shaking it off, he ate a few MREs and then slept all the way through midnight.
Late that next morning, even though there was plenty of food there for him to eat, he decided to go fishing. He needed a good day to relax and reflect on his life. He had suffered through so much, but he was alive, Leona was still safe, and the fish were biting.
A few hours into his alone time, the stargate replica up the beach started making noises. The ring spun around like a rotary phone before releasing some kind of gas and opening a portal. Oh no, the Cleanser was back with a vengeance. Mateo prepared himself mentally for a fight, but wanted to show that he wasn't scared, so he just kept holding onto the fishing line. Leona Delaney stepped through the portal instead. She was alone.
Mateo dropped his line and ran to her. “Are you okay, what happened?”
“I’ve left Sanctuary,” Leona answered.
“Meliora kicked you out? She promised she would protect you.”
“And she did. She helped me recover from the onslaught of memories for a whole year. I asked to see you.”
“Why?”
“Why because I’m in love with you.”
“I’m trouble.”
She lovingly placed her hand under his chin. “We’re trouble. We’re a team, remember?”
“We’re back to where we were when we first met, before you became a salmon. You remember being one, though, which means you know how much it sucks. You have the likely rare opportunity to go live your life. Return to Sanctuary where you’re safe, and forget about me.”
“Sanctuary obviously isn’t all that safe.”
“That was a fluke, and I’m the only one who can do that. It won’t happen again.”
“I know, but I hate it there anyway. There’s nothing to do. Nothing is challenging. You just, sit, play, and sleep.”
“Sounds like heaven.”
“The world is heaven. The world is interesting. Never take that for granted.”
Mateo sighed, not out of fatigue or boredom, but as a concession. “Okay.” They stood there uncomfortably for a moment before Mateo spoke again. “There’s still the matter of the fact that we're going to be separated by time and space.”
“I don’t wanna worry about that right now,” she responded quickly. “I’m just hungry.”
“I have fish and freeze-dried meals.”
“Fresh fish sounds good,” Leona said, salivating.
Things between them weren’t as awkward as he thought they would be. She was different than the Leona he remembered, or any of the other versions he had encountered. She was a mix of the girl he met, and the one he didn’t know, which made perfect sense, of course. The weirdest part for him was that she retained memories of being raised by the same two people who he remembered being raised by. She shrugged this off. She didn’t think this meant that they were siblings, and she had considered Carol and Randall parental figures even in the first timeline anyway. “Afterall,” she had pointed out, “when two people marry, they refer to each other’s parents as parents-in-law.”
An added benefit of the memory blending was her vast array of knowledge. The amount of education and experience she had gained had essentially doubled overnight. She knew all about physics, math, and other more analytical subjects. In this timeline, however, she had gone the more artistic route, having studied film, culture, and history. This allowed her to apply knowledge in interesting and creative ways, and proved that neither side of her brain was significantly superior to the other. She even finally admitted that, in the other timeline, the only reason she had decided to go into astrophysics was because she wanted to understand her time traveler crush. Without him, he felt, she had become more what she was always destined to be. Now she was both, though, which would probably come in handy.
“It’s funny, and possibly ironic why I decided to study film, though,” she began.
“Let me guess, you can think of one single movie that made you realize what you wanted to do with your life,” Mateo asked.
“Yes. It was a 2009 flick based off a book.” She looked at him like he was supposed to know what that meant, but that could be anything.
He had no idea what movies were and weren’t made across the timelines, except for Shawshank Redemption. “Was it Shawshank Redemption?”
She laughed. “No. It was The Time Traveler’s Wife.”
“Ah, that is quite intriguing.”
“It made me think of you.”
“But you didn’t know me back then.”
“Yes, I did. You saved our lives in 2005. Or at least, you might have. You ushered us out of the Pentagon. When I first saw you, even though I was only five years old, I knew that you were important. I made a point of retaining the image of your face in my brain, whereas I normally would have brushed it off and let it go.”
“Nothing happened at the Pentagon that day.”
“Planes didn’t crash into it, that’s right, and I only know they were supposed to because of my newly returned memories of the first timeline. But there was a news story about a guy running around pretending to be a cop.”
“Did they get my face on camera?”
She shook her head. “No. But I knew it was you. Mom and dad never realized it, fortunately. They would have freaked out.”
“Whatever happened to them? I should have asked. I feel bad about that.”
She just watched the waves and drank her water.
“Were they young enough to reach immortality? Could we see them?”
She didn’t say a word.
“Oh, well at least tell me that they lived full lives.”
“Father and mother died in 2020 and 2025 respectively,” she finally answered.
“No,” Mateo tried to clarify, “I’m talking about this time. That’s when they died while they were my parents.”
“Mateo, they died...they died the same as before.”
“That’s ridiculous.”
“They died the same days as their alternate timeline versions, from the same conditions; a heart attack, and a virus.”
“Correction,” Mateo said. “That’s ridiculous.” He waited for his thoughts to catch up with him. “Who did it?”
“I just said that they were natural causes.”
Mateo stood up and started pacing around. “That’s bullshit. That doesn’t make any sense.”
“I know.”
“I killed Hitler! I changed the future. I erased myself from history. The butterfly effect should have changed all that. There’s no way they die naturally under the exact same circumstances as before when so many other things were different!”
“I don’t understand it either, my love.”
“No, you must. You must have something.” He knelt down and looked her in the eye despite her resistance. “Between your background in science fiction and real science, there has to be something that explains how this could happen. Maybe...I dunno, quantum entanglement, or paradimensional reverb! Something!” He waited patiently for her response.
“There’s one possibility.”
“Yes, tell me.”
“The choosers.”
Yes, of course. “Those bastards.”
“They would be more than capable of...of murdering them, if only to screw with us.”
“Yes, it was probably The Cleanser. Or the Blender, could she do something like this? She had a beef with you, maybe she went back and killed them to get back at you. At us.”
“I don’t know. We’ve made a lot of enemies.”
“It wasn’t Nerakali,” the Cleanser said. “She doesn’t have that power.”
Mateo wasn’t surprised. He just acted like the Cleanser had been part of the conversation the entire time. “But you know who does.”
“What you’re describing is something only the Conservator could have pulled off. I can’t even do what she can do. It’s her job.”
“It’s her job to destroy people’s lives?” Mateo asked, completely prepared for that possibility.
“If need be.” He sat down so he could lay his explanation out with crude drawings in the sand. “Okay, so here’s your line, Mateo, you lived this life right here. Then you jumped back and killed Adolf Hitler, which generated a new line that you never experienced.”
“I follow,” Mateo said.
“There are some things from any timeline that’s destroyed by a point of divergence that we like. Umm...let’s say that regardless of whether Hitler dies or not, we want George W. Bush to be elected president.”
“Okay...”
“If killing Hitler causes a butterfly to put forth a series of events that stops Bush from winning the election, then Arcadia, a.k.a. the Conservator, goes in and artificially changes the timeline so that he’s elected whether time wants him to be or not.”
“And people don’t notice this?”
“That’s what her sister’s for, remember?”
Leona fully understood. “She rearranges people’s memories so they can’t recognize paradoxical discrepancies.”
“Exactly,” the Cleanser points to her like a pupil in his classroom. “The system’s not perfect. That’s why he didn’t win the popular election. She just...didn’t do a good enough job and cementing the collective memory as we wanted.”
“So he didn’t win?” Leona asked.
“No, not really. You think he did because that’s what they want you to remember, and isn’t that all that matters? Not even Bush knows this. His memories were altered just like everybody else’s.”
“So, Nerakali and Arcadia wanted my parents to die like I remember them dying because...they enjoy it?”
“Well, we have contracts. I contracted Boyce to make the tribulations after seeing his contract with Meliora to build the Sanctuary work out so well. Dave is contracted to chauffeur humans around. The powers that be contract us to do things they can’t do themselves. It’s their way around the fact that we’re not salmon, and can’t be controlled. Anyway, some us take those contracts more seriously than others. I know I’m harsh...and violent, but if you don’t follow the rules to a T, I don’t take that to mean that the contract is broken, or anything. She thinks people who do that need to be punished, so I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out she asked her sister to kill Carol and Randall, I really wouldn’t.”
Mateo breathed in deeply and stood up. He blacked out for a moment from the dramatic shift in oxygen levels in his brain. “Oh, I hate this world so much. Is there a timeline where none of you people exist?”
The Cleanser stood up as well. “Nope. But why would you want that? This reality is so much fun. And there’s nothing more fun than tomorrow’s tribulation. You better get some more to eat so you can keep up your blood sugar.”