Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Microstory 1522: You Have No Idea What It’s Like to See What I See

You have no idea what it’s like to see what I see
To know what others have done, to feel their pain
To feel the pain that they have inflicted upon others
They call me a psychopath, but I can’t imagine any other way
I can’t imagine anyone else would be any different than me
Did I have to become a killer? Who can say?
I certainly could have used my gifts to help people directly
To free them from the evil, and show them out of the darkness
But there are plenty of people in the rescue business
And they don’t have my curse; they don’t see what I see

Some need to be punished, for they are too far beyond redemption
The court system, I know will fail us, if it hasn’t already
Not everyone who is guilty is caught, and I know that better than anyone
And what is a crime anyway? How do you define it, and what doesn’t count?
I see a lot of twisted histories from my victims
Not all of them were criminals, at least not in any official way
But that is how the legal system fails us on a general level
You can only convict for a particular crime, and only with proof
I have no proof, but that does not mean I don’t see what I see
I can see the whole person; who they are completely, and not just in one instance

I see the worst thing they have ever done
And if I look again, I see the second worst thing
If I look at them enough, I start to see the picture of their life as time paints it
I start to know them entirely, and they are criminals because of it
One little thing here, and another minor thing there
None of it seems too bad if you only know about a few of them
But most people are pretty despicable when you total their lives
I am the totaler, and therefore, the judge, for I could tell no one else
And even if I did, they would not be able to do anything with what they know
I can—I can act upon my knowledge, and I must

I am the only one who can exterminate the disease of humanity

Monday, December 21, 2020

Microstory 1521: Three Empty Raps

I’ve been beaten and battered
Tattered and torn
Sent to the afterlife where it’s never warm
Tortured and cheated
Teased and transformed
Walked with dark demons and weathered large storms
I’ve multiplied, amplified, horrified, glorified
Stolen from, called a bum
Raced to the top and fallen back down
Told I’d be shot if I made a sound
And what was it for? Tell me, what was it all for? 
I'll never know, never
My life is no more

If you fell into a well
Ring a bell
Use your cell
But don’t dwell in hell
Or yell
I can tell
What you smell is not gel
That you can rub on a shell
Which will swell and rise up your eyes
To the skies
With the flies
As God cries for you guys
And then dies
With her head between her thighs
As you become wise
Win a prize
For your large pies
Filled with fries

‘Cause I’m blind like Fisher; drive your car around the block
Class like Bernthal before he learned to walk
Fat like Pratt..before he GOT G
And Alison’s alibi before she found Community

Sunday, December 20, 2020

The Advancement of Mateo Matic: Monday, July 19, 2134

They didn’t have time to process the letter Hua managed to get to them before their Cassidy cuffs began to beep. It was not a new transition location, though. An icon of an envelope was bouncing in the corner, indicating that they had a message. Leona tapped on hers, which released a full-sized holographic image of Jupiter Fury. “Dear Mateo and Leona, I left this message for you in the case of my death, or extreme temporal absence. I am a time traveler, which means even if I become preoccupied with something, I should be able to go back to the right time period, and coordinate assignments. If you’re watching this, it likely means my death, because I would have little other reason to not return at some point, and help you carry out your mission. I’ve set contingencies on these cuffs. Should they lose their connections to me for a given period of time, they were programmed to transition you back to The Parallel, where you will have a choice.
This reality provides you the best chances you’ll have at finding happiness. The powers that be cannot get you here. Tamerlane Pryce cannot get you here. Technology is millennia beyond anything we have in the main sequence. You can finally be free to live your own lives, and make your own choices. As you know, you are capable of removing your cuffs at will, or reprogramming them for other purposes. Leona, I’m sure you’ll think of something. You may instead choose to continue the mission. If you do, the cuffs can give you a list of the people I intended to help, and when they need that help. I make no judgments about which you choose. I’m dead afterall, and I probably shouldn’t have compelled you to wear the cuffs in the first place. Finally, if you are continuing, you will need something else, for it’s something that the cuffs alone will not be able to handle.” At this point, Jupiter’s hologram lifted his hand, and snapped his fingers. Two tiny SIM card-like slots popped out their cuffs; one on each. Inside of Mateo’s was a few drops of blood. Inside of Leona’s was what appeared to be a small shard of metal.
This is my blood. It is poured out for you, and with it, we make a new agreement. This is the tip of the Sword of Assimilation. Eat these as a way of absorbing my temporal powers. This will allow you to transition to and from the Parallel at will, and help the people from the list. You can add to this list, or make a new one, if that’s your thing. Or, I suppose, you can absorb my powers, and just go take over the world, or whatever. That’s something I’ve always been able to do, and I doubt you would be any more interested in it than me, but again, I don’t judge. I apologize for how we met, and how I approached the mission. I should have tried to recruit you. That would have made it a lot easier on everyone. Thank you for showing me that.” The hologram disappeared.
They stood there in silence for a few moments.
“You wanna vote?” Mateo finally asked.
“We’re not like the other salmon,” Leona began. “Rather, you’re not; I’m not salmon. But one thing I’ve noticed about our lives is that we don’t receive assignments, or mandates. Responsibility presents itself to us. At first, all we needed to do was learn the ropes. Then Reaver showed up, and we were asked to capture him. Boyce gave us the Tribulations, at the behest of Zeferino. Then Arcadia showed up in retaliation, and while you were suffering the consequences of your defiance, I was retrieving Étude, stopping Ulinthra, and getting you back. After that, we just kept ending up on other planets, with various tasks to complete on them, under little sense of formality. No one has been sitting around, thinking of things for us to do, but they do keep needing us just the same. Jupiter asked for our help—in a very unfair manner, but we would have helped either way, because that’s what we do. It’s...our calling. I don’t think we need to vote, Mateo. There’s only one option.”
“I’m lookin’ at this list.” He was scrolling through his cuff. “This isn’t just our assignments; it’s all of them, for these mysterious other teams that we don’t know anything about. He’s not asking us to transition people back and forth. He’s asking us to coordinate all the transitions. I don’t know how our pattern lets us do that.”
“Jupiter never had to be present for the transition windows,” she said. “He somehow set them up ahead of time, and directed his teams towards them. If one of us absorbs his powers, we’ll do the same.”
“If that’s the case, why didn’t he just set them all up? How does his supposed death even affect this?”
She had started looking through the list as well, but with a more critical eye. “There’s a limit. He can only predict so far in the future. Every time someone transitions, it changes the timeline, and each one runs the risk of impacting the next one. You’re just looking at the current list, but we can also see the revision history. Some people were removed, presumably because their transitions were no longer necessary. Likewise, new ones have been added that weren’t necessary before. This guy here? He was supposed to transition in 2103, but he was moved back to 2107, at a different location.”
“We’re on our original pattern now,” he reminded her, “because that’s how Pryce wanted it. Those changes are going to be even more complicated to follow for us. We can’t do this. I am all for continuing the mission as he wanted, but...we’re terrible candidates to replace him. We could never be promoted, not in these bodies. We’re just not cut out for management.”
Leona sighed, somehow letting more air out than she took in. “You’re right. I know you’re right. I don’t know why he chose us.”
“He chose us, because he trusts us. We still don’t know who these other teams are, but maybe none of them could handle it either. We’re just the best out of a roster of bad candidates.”
“Right.” Leona was in the middle of finding an idea. “That’s right. We’re all bad candidates.”
“Yeah, what are we gonna do with that?”
She smiled with her lips, but not her eyes, like a sad clown, but she wasn’t really upset. “We just need to expand the labor pool.”
“Who did you have in mind?” he asked.
Leona was smiling at her cuff, but this time with her eyes, and not her lips. “How about the transitionee from July 19, 2134.”
After realizing she wasn’t just going to say the name out loud, Mateo scrolled back up on his own cuff to hunt for the right date. “Huh. I’ve never believed in fate.”
“Why would you? You’re a time traveler. I have to admit, though, it’s quite fitting.”
“Do you think she’ll go for it?”
“Well, we don’t know who she is. What has she gone through? How many times has she died at this point? Are we even friends?”
“I’d like to think we were always friends,” Mateo decided.
Leona laughed. “Well, we better get back to Earth to find out. She’s supposed to come through soon. Everyone below her on this list is grayed out, which suggests that she was the last transition he prepared for before losing his connection. If we don’t get this blood, and this shard, into someone, we’ll start losing people. Then it really will have to be one of us, because I can’t think of anyone living in the Parallel who could take up the mantle.”
They took the Nexus back to Earth, and a short-range transporter to Belle Fourche, South Dakota. They arrived just in time to witness the transition window open up, defenestrate their candidate, and close back up again. She looked around, unimpressed. “Who dares summon me?” she said in a vocal fry. “Bwahaha.”
“What is the last thing you remember about us?” Leona asked her.
“This is 2134 still?” Nerakali inquired.
“Indeed.”
“And is this...your original 2134, err...?”
“This is our second time around,” Leona confirmed.
“Okay, great. That’s perfect. The last time I saw you was the last time you saw me. We are simpatico.”
“Do you mean that we’re all friends, or is that a time travel term?”
“I dunno, maybe bolth?”
“That sounds like a reference.”
“Kinda. But yes, we’re friends, and because our respective personal timelines have no inconsistencies, we are considered simpatico.”
“That’s nice,” Leona said. “And it’s helpful. Because we would like to interview you for a new position.”
Nerakali was intrigued. “You’re hiring?”
“We developed an understanding with Jupiter. We don’t know what happened to  him, but he can no longer perform his duties.” She removed the shard from her cuff, and then reached out silently so Mateo could hand her the blood from his. “These will give you his powers, so you can do what he did.”
Nerakali took the slides to examine them closely. She chuckled. “I once asked Anatol what happened to the tip of his sword. He said he lost it in a game of Rummikub. Now I know who won.”
“As I recall,” Leona said, “the tip was there when you died. That thing killed you.”
Nerakali grinned kindly. “And now it’s going to give me purpose.”
“So, you’ll do it?” Mateo was hopeful, and ready to be grateful.
“I can’t say no to you two.” She reached out, and took them in a bear hug. “Oh, I missed you so much. Do we have time to catch up? I don’t know what this is gonna do to me, so I would rather we conversate prior to it.”
“I think that can be arranged,” Leona told her. “Pick a star, any star. We’ll find the closest restaurant, and do brunch.”
“Okay. Then you can tell me exactly where we are, and how there are restaurants on other planets.”
Nerakali said that she wanted to eat as far away from Earth as possible, while still being in the Milky Way Galaxy. The Nexus technician knew exactly where that was. They went to a world called Extremus, which both Leona and Nerakali thought they had heard of before. They ate, and they drank, and they were merry. They told her about their adventures with the team, helping people coming through the transition windows, and not always sending them back. They brought up The Transit, which conscripted fighters for some great war. Surprisingly, Nerakali had never heard of it, but she was interested in meeting the people who operated it. They had a lovely time together, and at the end of the night, she consumed the blood and metal, and became one of the most powerful people in the galaxy. Then she disappeared to start her first day on the job.

Saturday, December 19, 2020

The Pryce of Heaven: Hacking Heaven (Part III)

The three of them sit against the wall. They wish they could save Jupiter, but none of them had the power to do so. Tetra couldn’t summon him to her location, and if she had tried to jump to his location, she would have immediately started dying too, because she has no idea how to survive in the vacuum of space. Missy could have tried to slow time for him, but then what? How would they have gotten him out? Téa doesn’t have any powers to speak of, so she feels even more useless. They just were never the right team to deal with a contingency like that, and now it’s up to them to continue his vision. That won’t be easy, because even though they’re in the matrioshka body now, they have no clue how to find whatever they need to get to, or what they’re going to do when they get there. Missy is still a brilliant engineer, but they just don’t have enough information about this place, or how it works.
“Does anyone know that we’re here?” Téa asks. The reality is that none of them knew Jupiter very well, and as sad as it is, the biggest issue they face is the fact that he had some kind of plan, not that they’ve been traumatized directly.
Missy takes a tablet out of her bag, and starts doing what she can. “I doubt I can hack into this place. For all intents and purposes, we might as well be trying remotely, even though we’re technically in the building. I could do more with a hardline, but if I were to design a matrioshka body, I would compartmentalize the systems to an extreme degree. We would probably not be able to do more than turn the lights on and off in this section.”
“How long would it take if we were to walk from here to where the main system most likely is?” Tetra asks. “I understand we can’t do that, but what would it look like? I’m just having trouble fathoming the size of this thing.”
Missy chuckles. “How long would it take to walk to Jupiter? How long would it take you to drive? Hell, how long would it take you to fly? From head to heel, it’s about the distance from the sun to the orbit of Neptune. We’re in the ass.”
“There has to be some form of faster than light travel,” Téa figures. “You don’t build something this big unless you can get clear to the other side of it in a reasonable amount of time, should you need to.”
“It wasn’t really built for humans,” Missy explains. “Mechs can just transfer their consciousnesses somewhere else instantaneously, and start operating a new body. Like I was saying before, this is not a solid structure. It’s a bunch of gravitationally bound parts, which move in concert. A moon could probably fit within the space between a finger and its hand.”
They sit in silence for a moment while Missy keeps working.
“We’re still in the bubble, right?” Téa inquires.
“Yeah,” Missy confirms. “The rooms around us are frozen in time.”
“I guess that’s good at least.”
They sit for another moment until a voice comes through their cuffs. “Hello? Do you read me?
“Jupiter?” Tetra asks. “Jupiter, is that you?”
It is,” he replies.
“Jupiter, how are you al—”
Missy interrupts Téa’s question by cupping her hand around her mouth.
You guys still there?” Jupiter asks. “If you’re avoiding asking me about my death, don’t worry. There’s no risk of a paradox, or anything. I’m not from the past. I am a quantum duplication of myself. I made a copy just as we were jumping, in case we needed someone to stay with the ship. I don’t really know why I didn’t tell you, but it looks like I made the right call. It’s taken me this long to establish a secure connection with you.
“So you don’t have to die?” Missy makes sure.
No, already happened. The good news is that this gives us an opportunity. Is my body there?
Tetra slides her back up the wall, and stands to look out the viewport. “It’s...it’s close, but...” While his other body is on the other side of the hull, it’s still inside of Missy’s temporal bubble, but that doesn’t matter much, because there’s no way to get to it. They would need an airlock, and a vacuum suit. It might as well be on another planet.
That’s fine,” Jupiter said. “There’s a teleportation feature built into them. It won’t let you go wherever you want, but it will allow two cuff-wearers to jump directly to one another. The problem is it’s designed as an outgoing feature. You can’t use it to summon someone towards you. Missy, I’m going to need you to hack into them. Shouldn’t be too hard for you, Leona and Sanaa did it all the time. Maybe you could reverse the polarity?
Missy bursts out laughing. “If that was a joke, it was a good one, if not, it’s probably even funnier. But okay, I’ll see what I can do.” She gets to work on her cuff interface, trying to find a way to make it so they can bring Jupiter’s body into the room. No one bothers asking him why this is even a thing. They can’t fully trust him, but they can probably trust that he isn’t asking them to use his corpse to recreate Weekend at Bernie’s. Within a half hour, Missy has finished what she needs to do. Once she activates the apporter, the body appears on the floor before them.
Okay,” the living Jupiter says. “Now it’s time to move on to the hard part.
“That wasn’t the easiest thing I’ve ever done,” Missy points out.
This isn’t going to be hard on a technical level,” Jupiter begins to clarify, “but a psychological one. If you could reach into my inside breast pocket, and retrieve a little black and white bag thing.
Tetra does this. “Got it.”
That is a bag of holding. The white side is a virtual inventory carousel. I need you to look for something called an oligodendroglian interceptor kit.
“Found it,” Tetra says. She selects the item on the screen, which causes the real thing to appear on the floor. It’s larger than the bag it was in. “What does it do?”
Open it up.
Tetra opens the pack, and starts to lay out all the pieces on the provided sanitary cloth. They look like medical devices. No...surgical tools.
Téa is watching it happen. “You’re gonna make us cut into your brain?”
The body’s already dead,” he reminds them. “You can’t hurt it. Just dig a hole, find a spot to stick the antenna, and connect to it with your tablet. It’s just like syncing your phone with a pair of wireless headphones.
“It’s absolutely not like that,” Téa argues.
Oligodendrocytes are all over the brain. You just have to stick it on and connect. I know it’s gross, but this will allow us to hack into the simulation.
“They don’t do this in The Matrix,” Tetra notes.
They probably could,” he retorts. “Look, this has to happen quickly. We’re finally at an advantage I never had, because the signal is extremely strong here, but it won’t be long before my copy’s body loses its link to its former consciousness. You have to do this now.
“Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine,” Tetra says.
“No, I’ll do it,” Téa decides. I’m not a teleporter, or a tech genius, but I’ve cooked meat before, and I feel like I need to contribute something.”
No one argues with her.
Téa gracelessly uses the blade to cut into Jupiter’s head, all the way into the brain. She then drops this little pebble thing into her hole, and waits for Missy to find the connection on her tablet. It really is as easy as he claimed. Within seconds, she’s linked up to his neural signal. It’s fading fast, but it’s enough for her to establish a permanent connection to where the neural signal is going, which is directly into Pryce’s afterlife simulation. From here, they should be able to gain access to the virtual constructs.
“How much time do you need?” Tetra asks as Téa is getting herself cleaned up.
“Impossible to tell. I don’t know how complex this is, or even what language it’s written in. I’m from the 21st century, this is all pretty far beyond me. I hope there are a few cots in that bag, because it could take days, or honestly, even weeks. Sorry.”
Several hours later, Missy has pretty much full control of the simulation. She would be capable of switching it off, or altering its speed of time, or even giving people clone bodies to transfer their minds into. None of that really helps them, though. They don’t need control of the simulation, but the matrioshka body as a whole, and they need to use that control to detrone Pryce himself. Unfortunately, they’re separate systems by design, to prevent something like this very thing from happening.
“We need a distraction,” Tetra suggests as Missy is looking through the simulation specifications. “Someone is going to have to go in, and make a big stink, so the other two can get to the real controls.”
“I think we all know Missy can’t be the person who goes into the simulation,” Téa adds. She needs to stay out here, so it obviously has to be me.”
“It could be me,” Tetra contends. “I’m the one who thought of it.”
“And you also have superpowers, which I’ve already explained. I can make a stink. I made a lot of stinks when I was younger, I was an abolitionist. It has to be me, in case Missy needs you out here.”
The other two give her this look.
Téa continues, “I won’t be dead, so Pryce won’t be able to delete my code, or whatever. I’m just hacking in, and if anything goes wrong, I’ll come right back to my body.”
“I can’t promise that,” Missy says, shaking her head.
“I don’t know if my pattern is over or not,” Téa goes on. “If the powers that be still have a hold of me, then I will ultimately be here for three hundred years, at which point, who knows? But at least there’s a chance they’ll protect me. You two can’t say the same thing.” She lifts her cuff closer to her mouth. “Neither can you, Mister Fury. So jam that needle into the back of my head, give me a halo, stick electrodes on me, or do whatever it is you gotta do. Let’s stop wasting time.”
Jupiter informs them that there is indeed a VR cap in his bag. It isn’t all that difficult to interface it with Missy’s tablet, and the simulation signal. Tetra places the cap on Téa’s head, and Missy prepares to send her into the frametrix, as she calls it jokingly.
“I’m putting you in lurker mode,” Missy goes over. “No one will be able to see you if you don’t want them to. Take as much time as you need to get your bearings, and make a plan. Pryce will probably be able to see you right away, but he might not notice immediately; it just depends on how preoccupied he is already.”
“Got it. Beam me up, Missy.”
Missy activates the sequence, and resolves Téa into the simulation.

She’s standing in a room. A room full of Jupiters. It looks like a party, except that every guest is the same person. They are all wearing different clothes, but all in the same style, and they all have dates and times on their shirts. No one else is around, and Téa wants answers, so she reveals herself to the world. Little by little, they notice her amongst them.
“Who is this?” one of them asks.
“She looks familiar,” observes another.
The Jupiter listed as December 14, 2134 approaches her. “Miss Stendahl, you’ve come. But you’re not dead, right?”
“Nope,” Téa replies. “We hacked into the sim.”
He nods. “That was a contingency, in case you couldn’t gain physical access to the servers.”
“I don’t know if Missy knows where they are, or what,” she explains. “It’s just my job to create a distraction.”
December 14, 2134 lets out a maniacal laugh, and looks around at his quantum duplicates. “We can do that, can’t we boys!”
Responses like, “hell yeah,” and “I’m great at that,” came out of the duplicates. They whoop and holler and smash their glasses on the floor. One of them conjures a baseball bat, and breaks a lamp with it.
“That’s right!” December 14, 2134 concurs. Still smiling, he looks back at Téa. “I knew there was a reason I kept letting my duplicates die.” He nods proudly as they begin rushing out of the party venue. “Let’s go raise some hell.”

Friday, December 18, 2020

Microstory 1520: Ruby Ekto, Simon Divto, Kara Trito, Luna Chato, Dana Panto, Tali Hasto, Gaby Sapto, Asher Ashto, Evren Navto, Manny Masto

One is for Growth
For the beginning of the year
We celebrate each other, and our togetherness
It is about new beginnings
We eat desserts

Two is for Scion
For birth and early development
We learn about the circle of life
It is about nature, and all the animals around us
We drink water

Three is for Mask
For make believe and creativity
We dance and sing in the streets
It is about dressing up, and empathizing with others
We eat fruit

Four is for Athletics
For sports and sportsmanship
We compete in challenges, and support our elite
It is about agility and strength
We eat protein

Five is for Fields
For outdoor activities
We plant our seeds, and enjoy the wild
It is about farming and agriculture
We eat grains

Six is for Environment
For the world around us, which keeps us alive
We study our impact on the ecosystem
It is about respecting our planet, and protecting our future
We eat vegetables

Seven is for Community
For the workers in the workforce
We show appreciation for the laborers
It is about ethics, and being a positive contributing member of society
We eat and drink dairy

Eight is for war
For remembering those we’ve lost to our defense
We spread peace, and honor the sacrifices
It is about learning from our past mistakes
We fast

Nine is for Aerobics
For exercise and self-improvement
We promote healthy choices, and an active lifestyle
It is about getting enough sleep, and developing a reasonable schedule
We eat seeds

Ten is for Gratitude
For family and friends
We thank our parents, and our neighbors
It is about loving one’s enemy
We eat a balanced diet

Thursday, December 17, 2020

Microstory 1519: The Talking Lamb Who is Talking to You

I’m a talking lamb
I say little lamby things
If you hate the way I talk
Of course, I can always sing

If you’re too tired to run
And there’s nowhere left to hide
You can shear my mama’s coat
And then you can climb inside

It will make you look like us
And the danger, it will pass
It’s just about your perseverance;
How long you can last

If after a while, you find
Sheep life’s pretty great
You can stay with us forever
Hey, perhaps it’s even fate

If you’d rather go back home
And forget you ever met us
As sheep, we will not stop you
We’ll even help you, if you let us

I like just who I am
I believe you’d like it too
But that is your decision
Just make sure to think it through

Wednesday, December 16, 2020

Microstory 1518: I Was Born a Mother

I was born a mother, and I know how crazy that sounds
But it’s completely true
It’s just not the whole story
My mother was also born pregnant
As was her mother
And her mother before that
I am not the result of the immaculate conceptions, though
None of us is
We have all become pregnant with the same child
We take hundreds of days to form
The Quantum Child takes hundreds of years
We just keep passing it down the line
In every generation, a young woman in the family is chosen
Chosen to take on the responsibility
We don’t know who exactly is making this choice
Perhaps the mysterious powers that be
Maybe God
It might even be time itself
But it’s never been a very hard job
Each woman is pregnant for one day out of the year
The earlier Quantum Mothers had it easy
They barely noticed any difference
It was just like getting a little sick once a year
And having to worship the porcelain deity
If that
The latter Quantum Mothers, like me
It’s a little harder
But it’s still easier than a regular pregnancy
Which we have to deal with as well
For the Quantum Child to survive
A new Mother must be born
A new Mother must be chosen
I am in the third trimester
One of my daughters will soon take my place
And she will be the one to deliver this baby
The Quantum Child will finally start its life
And no one knows what that looks like
At least I’ll still be alive to see it
I can’t wait

Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Microstory 1517: What a Nickel is Worth

What is a nickel worth?
A nickel is worth nothing
It’s less than nothing
Meeting a nickel is like spending some money, and then being robbed for the rest
A nickel will screech in your ears, and pinch you red
It will corner you, and skunk your face
It will keep you awake, or hold you in water
It won’t drown you, understand
But it won’t let you get out and get dry
The trick to beating a nickel is by getting it to think you’re fine with what it’s doing
Try to run, you will be found
When you think you’ve escaped a nickel, you haven’t
It’s waiting for you around the corner
You can hurt a nickel—even kill it
Nickels are not very strong
They’re just annoying
But even if you do manage to get rid of a nickel, another will come take its place
A nickel is worth nothing, but a group of nickel is worth everything
That is why Adversary created so many
They are expendable and pointless alone, but hellish together
What happens to a nickel when it dies?
Does it simply return to hell?
What if it dies in hell?
If I kill a nickel, could it come back to haunt me later?
There is no way to know
They never stop coming either way
I would pay a million nickels just to never see another nickel
And I would be richer than I have ever been