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Yeah, I think I should take a little bit of credit. I didn’t come up with the
idea of the Foundation, but I definitely pointed Landis in the right
direction. I suppose that’s why they call me The Director now. I was the first
person he told when it happened. He actually gave me the whole story, and I’ve
been sworn to secrecy for a lot of it. So let me start at the beginning of
this journey. We were goofing off in our apartment, as we did all the time. He
moved in after his girlfriend dumped him, and neither of us could afford
something big or fancy. I slept on the pullout couch that didn’t pull out,
because it was totally broken. Anyway, he was always so irresponsible, and on
this day, he had left, like, a big knife on the counter, hanging over the
sink. I tripped, instinctually tried to reach out for something to keep from
falling, and ended up grabbing that knife on the wrong end. Had it been
sitting right on the counter, I think I would have been okay, but the fact
that it was hanging over the edge meant that I gripped it, so the blade dug
deep into my palm. Well, he was freaking out, hyperventilating, and wishing
that it would heal. Of course, you know how this story ends. It worked! I was
healed. I won’t go into the gory details, but we spent the rest of the day
testing it out, and pushing the boundaries. We made some mistakes. Like, we
didn’t know right away that it was his breath where the magic was coming from.
But as you can see, I’m okay now. We have all the answers. As I said, I didn’t
come up with the idea of making this whole organization, but I did say that he
could make money. I knew there would be people who would pay their entire life
savings for a cure, and for some people in this world, that meant a lot of
money. I’m the one who did the research, and found his first real guinea pig,
who ended up paying a buttload of cash for it. That’s how Landis and I were
able to buy the hotel, and get this whole thing officially started. That’s
right, I’m part owner of the hotel. I don’t really do anything to keep it
running, so my title is a bit of a misnomer. We hired a lot of great people to
do all the work for us, but the staff asks me for approval to make changes and
stuff, because Landis obviously doesn’t have time for any of that. I’m not
this big, smart businessman, but I do speak for Landis in this regard. You
might never have heard of me, and it might not be much, but that’s how I
contribute to the cause.